Author Topic: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?  (Read 3589 times)

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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #25 on: April 04, 2013, 10:10:17 PM »
Uh oh.  *expletive deleted*it just got real.  North Korea's Twitter and Flickr accounts have been hacked:

http://www.sfgate.com/business/technology/article/NKorea-s-Twitter-account-hacked-amid-tension-4408759.php



I didn't know the Norks were on Twitter.
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #26 on: April 04, 2013, 10:13:58 PM »

I didn't know the Norks were on Twitter.


Of course they are. According to his official bio, Kim Jong Un invented twitter.
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #27 on: April 04, 2013, 10:57:40 PM »
Of course they are. According to his official bio, Kim Jong Un invented twitter.

They're gonna do something stupid and we're going to get dragged into it...... :facepalm:
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #28 on: April 05, 2013, 12:29:04 AM »
Of course they are. According to his official bio, Kim Jong Un invented twitter.

That was Algore.


Geez, it is kinda hard to tell them apart, isn't it?
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #29 on: April 05, 2013, 02:10:41 AM »
I think his military is getting grumpy and to keep it in line he's talking his way into a war the military may or may not support. 

Or just his style of the "we want more wheat/rice" gambit. Or it is just symptoms of internal struggles. Intentional heightening of tensions, at least superficially because a coup would be "extra treasonous" during those times.

They are obviously making some provocative moves with some missiles and some military assets, OTOH, I've read or seen nothing that indicates they're moving even a fraction of what they need to if they expected full-blown war any day.

Military bases have LOTS of dirt, and stuff like MiG 17 copies that look like they're missing control surfaces, or whole wings.  :P And nothing is indicating that China's buildup on their side of the Yalu river is to "help" the Norks.

The only kink in this theory is that it presumes the Norks haven't pulled off a decoy/intel coup on the order of Operation Fortitude/Bodyguard like the Allies did prior to D-day in 1944.  [tinfoil] Although the advanced state of military surveillance/intelligence, and sensor tech, especially our uber-secret undeclared capabilities we're likely to be watching them with make that seem like a long-shot.
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #30 on: April 05, 2013, 08:56:44 AM »
Okay, Short-Round it must be.  Consider:  already been attached an Asian.  He's short.  And round.  And for extra credit, a short round fired by artillery is more dangerous to your own troops than to the enemy.

Damn, I wish I had come up with that instead of my lame-o name-o.  I just have no creativity or imagination.
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #31 on: April 05, 2013, 05:27:30 PM »
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #32 on: April 05, 2013, 05:57:26 PM »
Other theories:
Lil Kim actually thinks that NK security is at risk
Distraction gambit to help Iran
China is pressuring NK to reform, and this is lil kims response
China is pressuring NK to misbehave to provide opportunity for further hegemony for China in SEA.


Already mentioned by others:
internal power struggle
wants food, political bargaining chips to concede later
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #33 on: April 06, 2013, 01:59:40 PM »
A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen.
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #34 on: April 06, 2013, 02:24:14 PM »
Ok I think we're wandering into violation of the no nickname rule with this short round stuff.  Parody meme' s are encouraged, though.... :rofl:
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #35 on: April 06, 2013, 09:02:43 PM »
Ok I think we're wandering into violation of the no nickname rule with this short round stuff.  Parody meme' s are encouraged, though.... :rofl:

I would argue that it's NOT a nickname.  It's a description.


As an aside, I just realized we were not nuked yesterday.  It was supposed to be yesterday, wasn't it?  I guess he just wasn't able to get one up.
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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #36 on: April 06, 2013, 09:06:06 PM »
I would argue that it's NOT a nickname.  It's a description.


As an aside, I just realized we were not nuked yesterday.  It was supposed to be yesterday, wasn't it?  I guess he just wasn't able to get one up.


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Re: So, what's NorKorea gonna do?
« Reply #37 on: April 07, 2013, 12:05:35 AM »
I would argue that it's NOT a nickname.  It's a description.


As an aside, I just realized we were not nuked yesterday.  It was supposed to be yesterday, wasn't it?  I guess he just wasn't able to get one up.

I thought it was supposed to be the 10th based on the whole "you should evacuate your embassies 'cause we can't be responsible for protecting you" chatter.