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Perd Hapley
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May 23, 2013, 07:53:13 AM »
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Should be think and impenetrable.
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Whabbawhoba?
Think?
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.
Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
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Old Wooden Sailing Ships: They're beautiful.
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May 25, 2013, 08:13:18 PM »
Caught a minute or two of one episode. And yes, one thing was chuckleworthy.
Ron presented his permit to some dude to slaughter a pig at the cookout.
The permit said "I can do what I want"
That was funny. Of course it didn't work. But funny.
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Stillness
Don't waste energy moving unless necessary.
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The Battle of Gettysberg was fought 150 years ago, this coming July.
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Friends: one to three is sufficient.
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Property Rights: They exist. Do not let them be taken away from you.
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Masonry
Building walls makes you strong. Defending them makes you even stronger.
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May 31, 2013, 07:45:51 AM »
Cabins: a place to rest that is made of logs.
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You: You are your biggest ally.
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Crying: acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon.
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Perspiration: Only sweat during physical activity. No emotional sweating.
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This is my favorite thread on APS.
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Physical fitness.
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Frankness: cut the B.S.
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Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.
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June 11, 2013, 08:05:42 AM »
Facial Hair: Full, Thick, and Square. Nothing sculpted. If you have to sculpt it that probably means you can't grow it.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
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I don't know anything about his actual politics but Nick Offerman seems to be a pretty cool guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIA2Xl8P7Es
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHY5O1eYxk4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7qiXZqrvfI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8w1p5UI7Siw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNdONfz-V5k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zISwPLQiHg
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
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Living in the Woods: live off the Land.
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Rage: One rage every three months is permitted. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn't deserve it.
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Security: secure the land.
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Re: Ron Swanson's Pyramid of Greatness
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June 14, 2013, 07:11:16 PM »
He also did this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64G5FfG2Xpg
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.
Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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June 15, 2013, 12:08:48 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on June 14, 2013, 07:11:16 PM
He also did this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64G5FfG2Xpg
Now why do you have to go ruin a good thing?
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"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben
"I see a rager at least once a week." - brimic
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