Let us start with
the luxury Paw Seasons Hotel -- near Bristol, England
Has anybody ever been to Bristol? Has anybody ever read any of the Victorian through mid-20th century British literature that uses Bristol as a setting? It makes "dreary" and "wretched" seem quite desirable.
Q: Were you aware that "The Bristol Stomp" was about a town in Pennsylvania, not that seaside cesspool in England?
http://globalia.net/donlope/fz/songs/Bristol_Stomp.html"Dog popcorn"? I guess for $74K I might be willing to take the hard bits out of the bowl before Fideaux sticks his/her snout in.
Meals prepared by a personal chef? Unless somebody's pooch has grown opposable thumbs and learned how to operate a can opener, 99.9% of all domestic dogs have their meals prepared by a personal chef. And any self-respecting dog will not sit on a chair pulled up to the table to eat - they want that plate properly served by being tipped over onto the floor.
But I'm sure tere are loons out there who will gladly fork over the monry, if for no other reason that to prove to the rest of the useless oxygen theifs they hang around with that they are "more caring" or something.
stay safe.