Author Topic: Couple discover 7,500 machine gun, shotgun & pistol bullets in their back yard  (Read 10074 times)

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2350657/Couple-discover-7-500-machine-gun-shotgun-pistol-bullets-garden-weeding-pond.html

This reads like an Onion article but I believe it isn't one.

Couple moves into a rental home and are out back weeding and they discover some ammunition.

Who on here lost some bricks of ammo?  Who was recently over in England?  Fess up.

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Now the pair are worried there may be more rounds of undiscovered ammunition in their home.
Mr Tipping said: 'It’s really unnerved us. I’m terrified that next time I’m mowing the lawn I’ll run over a bullet that hasn’t been found yet. One of us could be seriously hurt.
'We have friends with young children who could have put one of the bullets in their mouth, or one of our cats could have got hold of one - it doesn’t bear thinking about.
'We were planning to be in this house for years - now we want to move out as soon as we can.

You really have read the full article to get the appreciation of how  :facepalm:  :facepalm:  :facepalm:  :facepalm: it really is.
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Gee, why can't that happen to me?   =(
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What is a 2.2mm rifle round ???

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What is a 2.2mm rifle round ???

Really small.
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'We have friends with young children who could have put one of the bullets in their mouth, or one of our cats could have got hold of one - it doesn’t bear thinking about.

Our kids and cats have had plenty of opportunity.
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I... The stupid... The sheer ignorance... I can't...

WTF? Good grief! :facepalm: it's old WET ammunition, not a freeking A bomb!
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If my cat had opposable thumbs, I would probably be dead by now. She could load the ammo herself.
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If my cat had opposable thumbs, I would probably be dead by now. She could load the ammo herself.

I wouldn't worry about the guns if Pharoh had thumbs. I'd be more concerned about all the edged weapons. Cats like an up close and personal kill.
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Mr Tipping is a foppish lad isn't he?
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What is a 2.2mm rifle round ???

I think it's the tip of a tranquilizer dart. ;)

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It's made by the same company that makes the .9MM rounds I sometimes see mentioned in new stories.
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IIRC, they closed down a block or more of downtown London a few years back because someone saw a loose round of .22 LR laying on the sidewalk.
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IIRC, they closed down a block or more of downtown London a few years back because someone saw a loose round of .22 LR laying on the sidewalk.

I remember that as well.  It was actually about 6 or 7 years ago, because I remember the job I was working when I read that article to my coworker.
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Seriously, Al Queida could bring the entire UK to it's knees with a single Fed/Rem/CCI 550 bulk carton.  :facepalm:
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Safe: Despite the thousands of bullets that were found, the police did not feel the need to evacuate the couple

I suppose they'll be quarantined and receive IV antibiotics for a few weeks, though.

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What charges will be filed against the couple? Unlawful possession of explosives?
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What charges will be filed against the couple? Unlawful possession of explosives?

Probably.
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ONLY 7,500 rounds? Hell I got that in my bottom drawer alone! LOL How in the hell did you Brits go from the most power nation on early to a nation of panty-waist men who are affraid to touch a bullet? Wow....
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"I don't want to stay in a house where that kind of thing has been found in the garden. I'm gutted."

Indeed you are. I had no idea the Brits were so far gone that they called the fire department over some waterlogged cartridges, and the firefighters actually showed up.
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"I don't want to stay in a house where that kind of thing has been found in the garden. I'm gutted."

Indeed you are. I had no idea the Brits were so far gone that they called the fire department over some waterlogged cartridges, and the firefighters actually showed up.


That's because the underwater search unit was unavailable (seriously.)
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I think the "2.2mm" rounds are actually .22LR rounds, and the brit journos and info sources forgot about the imperial measurement system and mislabeled the cartridges as metric.

They're rimmed.  Look to me like .22LR rounds.
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How long does the .22 LR have to be in the ground before they turn into machine gun bullets  ???
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How long does the .22 LR have to be in the ground before they turn into machine gun bullets  ???

Until your culture's man card decays into frilly lace doilies, I think.
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