My
favorite monster?
Gotta be Sweetums.
The monster I'm afraid of the most?
Clowns. Espcially half-rotted, zombie clowns. If I ever have to encounter one (normal, evil clown or undead clown), I demand that I have a Remington SP-10, loaded with 3.5" slugs.
*shudder*
Ugh.
Edit: Evil clowns that throw spiders and are armed with circular saws. At that point, the only gun of any use to me would be an MG-42 with 20,000 rounds of ammo (to make
sure they're gone) with a flame thrower nearby.
Edit 2: The only true real-life intelligent enemy I have a fear of, believe it or not, is a sniper. Never been in combat, and even used to live with one. Great guy, too. However, the thought of me walking along, and then dying
without the slightest chance of self-defense or warning, greatly worries me. I wouldn't even have time to get pissed. No rezzing the Almighty and accusing the sniper of h4x.