Author Topic: You Thought the DHS Ammo Hoarding Was Bad?  (Read 8839 times)

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Re: You Thought the DHS Ammo Hoarding Was Bad?
« Reply #25 on: July 08, 2013, 06:35:15 PM »
Don't be silly. They all expired and I replaced them with new MREs in preparation for SuperVolcano.

Don't be silly.   What is this "expire" thing?
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Re: You Thought the DHS Ammo Hoarding Was Bad?
« Reply #26 on: July 09, 2013, 04:32:57 AM »
We will not know if MREs expire for at least another 50 years.

Up through 1943 the Army was still fielding Iron Rations from storage after The Big One.  There are numerous reports that the Japanese especially liked them.

K-Rats were finally falling apart (literally as well as nutritionally) just before Vietnam started.  Most likely due to ove-handling by successive generations of soldiers and civillian warehouse personnel looking for Hershey's Tropical Chocolate bars that had been missed by earlier waves of scavengers.  The last bar I ate was back in the 1990s - it was still not merely OK but goooood (for all values of Hershey's Tropical Chocolate).

C-Rats are still in storage.  The only reason nobody seems to be scavenging the is an overpowering fear of ending up with a can of Ham & Lima Beans.  (Historical side note: Dad's primary job in the Quartermaster Corps/Research and Development Command was to figure out how to keep the fat mixed with the other stuff in the can.  Seems Nature can be a real biotch, 'cause regardless of what they did/put in there a hockey puck of fat would appear at the top after about a year.  The solution was to invert the cases every 6 months. Took one of the woprld's top three researchers in lipoprotien stability to come up with that!)

What you need to watch out for are the surplus squad meals http://www.longlifefood.com/MRE-Tray-Packs/products/1029/  They are NOT just more MRE stuff, in spite of what they retailers will try to tell you.  And they do NOT keep "just as long" as MREs. 24 months and you start to see both nutritional and physical breakdown - yes, even of the pork sausage patties, hard as that may be to believe.

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Re: You Thought the DHS Ammo Hoarding Was Bad?
« Reply #27 on: July 09, 2013, 09:18:13 AM »
It still tastes like creamed corn.  =)
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Re: You Thought the DHS Ammo Hoarding Was Bad?
« Reply #28 on: July 17, 2013, 11:52:09 PM »
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I still think FEMA needs to be de-funded and destroyed, and the National Guard take over this duty.

How about we defund and dismantle FEMA and the National Guard and let the local community handle local disasters.  All disasters are local.
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Re: You Thought the DHS Ammo Hoarding Was Bad?
« Reply #29 on: July 18, 2013, 12:05:03 AM »
How about we defund and dismantle FEMA and the National Guard and let the local community handle local disasters.  All disasters are local.


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