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Which one of you just got robbed?
« on: July 10, 2013, 12:31:53 AM »
And was it worth it?

http://crossville-chronicle.com/local/x1696737631/Nude-swimmer-distracts-home-burglary-victim

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The woman then asked if it would bother him if she swam in the nude, and he replied that it would not. She proceeded to take off her clothes and jumped into the pool, swimming for about 20 minutes. The home owner retrieved a towel from inside his home, the woman dried off, dressed and left.

It was at that point he re-entered his home to discover that he had been robbed of a handgun, jewelry and medication. Loss was placed at $1,195, according to Davis' report.
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Re: Which one of you just got robbed?
« Reply #1 on: July 10, 2013, 01:10:44 AM »
 :rofl:

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The incident took place last Saturday on Canterbury Lane around 3 p.m. at the home of a 54-year-old man who told police that a couple who live nearby approached his home

I guess it won't be to hard to figure out who did it.
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Re: Which one of you just got robbed?
« Reply #2 on: July 10, 2013, 06:23:30 AM »
For a moment I was afraid these robbers were members of that gang working out of the parking lots at Lowes, Home Depot, and Lumber 84, branching out to individual homes.

There's a good chance it's not, but then again it might be the parents of one of those gang members.

BTW - The Dollar Store will give a bulk discount if you buy at least a dozen at a time.

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Re: Which one of you just got robbed?
« Reply #3 on: July 10, 2013, 08:05:49 AM »
"Mr. Laurio, never trust a beautiful woman. Especially one who's interested in you."
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There's a bit of wisdom in that. If something seems too good to be true, it often is.
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Re: Which one of you just got robbed?
« Reply #4 on: July 10, 2013, 08:07:21 AM »
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Re: Which one of you just got robbed?
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2013, 09:43:56 AM »
Quote from: freakazoid on July 10, 2013, 01:10:44 AM
:rofl:

I guess it won't be to hard to figure out who did it.

He could probably pick her out of a line up  =D

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Re: Which one of you just got robbed?
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2013, 11:18:25 AM »
My father-in-law lives in Crossville, but he doesn't have a pool and he's a lot older than that guy. 
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Re: Which one of you just got robbed?
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2013, 11:48:02 AM »
Quote from: Tallpine on July 10, 2013, 09:43:56 AM
Yo-saf-bridge  ???   ;)

Well, they did steal a handgun...
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Re: Which one of you just got robbed?
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2013, 03:09:34 PM »
Quote from: geronimotwo on July 10, 2013, 08:07:21 AM
seems to me, for $1100 you should be able to do more than watch.

This reminds me of a recent local news story.  A prostitution sting arrested an underage commercial sex worker (the PC term we use in healthcare) and her pimp.  It was a deal arranged on Backpage and she agreed to 'all night for $ 1200'.  I remember thinking '$ 1200 for that?'.
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Re: Which one of you just got robbed?
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2013, 03:16:03 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on July 10, 2013, 03:09:34 PM
This reminds me of a recent local news story.  A prostitution sting arrested an underage commercial sex worker (the PC term we use in healthcare) and her pimp.  It was a deal arranged on Backpage and she agreed to 'all night for $ 1200'.  I remember thinking '$ 1200 for that?'.

Waitadarnminute. The hooker is a "commercial sex worker", but the pimp is still a "pimp"? That hardly seems career-equitable or socially just.

Shouldn't he be a "commercial sexual transaction facilitator" or equivalent?
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Re: Which one of you just got robbed?
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2013, 03:42:23 PM »
^^^ Agent?
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