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There is no limit to the powers of bacon
« on: July 28, 2013, 07:52:59 AM »
New news on a subject we have pretty much agreed to let sink to the back pages - so I'm just concentrating on the bacon bits.  (link provided just top prove I'm not making this stuff up.)

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/bodyhorrors/2013/07/22/screwworm-myiasis/#.UfLdHVOhUeN (icky pictures, do not look)

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“During her hospital stay, [icky parts deleted], aided by the application of raw bacon which served as an attractant and petroleum jelly occlusion.”

The power of bacon - it is awesome!

stay safe.
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Re: There is no limit to the powers of bacon
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2013, 10:06:56 AM »
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or to avoid suffocation by meat, a most ignoble death.

I beg to differ. Suffocating via bacon is noble indeed.
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Re: There is no limit to the powers of bacon
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2013, 02:35:04 PM »
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Suffocating via bacon is noble indeed

A real man could eat his way out.
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Re: There is no limit to the powers of bacon
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2013, 04:48:32 PM »
Trying to decide what the beggin' strips commercial would sound like in a screwworm voice.
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