Author Topic: So are you an extremist or potential terrorist according to the federales?  (Read 5249 times)

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I didn't click the link because that website is run by a secret government organization that tracks people who are afraid of being labeled as terrorists.  [tinfoil]
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Given the current crop, I'd actually be a little disappointed in myself if I wasn't...
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49 out of 72.  When do the nice men come for me?
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49 out of 72.  When do the nice men come for me?

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63 out of 72, not bad.
I'd say I need improvement but I'll never have anything to do with a religious organization.
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49 out of 72.  When do the nice men come for me?
I expected better.

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"So are you an extremist or potential terrorist according to the federales?"


One should certainly hope so!
Can the liberties of a nation be thought secure when we have removed their only firm basis, a conviction in the minds of the people that these liberties are the gift of God?
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I expected better.

You feeling alright?

A lot of them required me to want to inflict my dictates on others, and I just couldn't philosophically support that.  Wish I could have gotten more, but such is life.

I guess I'm a defensive terrorist if I'm one at all.  Just interested in stopping people from non-terrorizing me. ;/
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58 out 72.  I thought it was a quiz, so I might have missed one or two.  I'm not particularly religious so I muffed all those questions.  Also while not a member of various .orgs, I do support what they stand for and do.

I was kinda surprised I didn't see "NRA member".  I figured that would be a gimme label for the .gov.

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Oh and ftr, 52 out of 72
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58 out 72.  I thought it was a quiz, so I might have missed one or two.  I'm not particularly religious so I muffed all those questions.  Also while not a member of various .orgs, I do support what the stand for and do.

I was kinda surprised I didn't see "NRA member".  I figured that would be a gimme label for the .gov.

P.S.  Fitz, I expect turn down service and a mint (Frango) on my pillow in the FEMA Camp.

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46, because I'm not Christian, think conspiracy theories are stupid (they assume the govt is competent) and don't mind gays.


OTOH, some folks have made false, baseless and slanderous accusations that I stole a coffee mug from the CIA, did the slowest high speed pursuit in NSA history and regularly harass NCIS agents by giving them spoilers. *pondering* I don't think the DIA ever did get that restraining order against me. I once nearly had an entire crew of TSA folks thrown in prison for trying to steal classified equipment.  FAA, State and Commerce, long story there. Er, allegedly.

Oh, the FBI likes me. Well, there was an awkward moment when my parents told them that I fled the country on short notice for a Islamic country known for its strife. The agent was visibly disappointed when he found out it was just a routine deployment. My parents like to tell that story every Thanksgiving.


So, the only government agencies I think I haven't annoyed is Department of Agriculture, Department of Interior and surprisingly the BATFE. The last one is a bit of a shock, but they did approve every piece of paperwork relating to explosives.
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46, because I'm not Christian, think conspiracy theories are stupid (they assume the govt is competent) and don't mind gays.


OTOH, some folks have made false, baseless and slanderous accusations that I stole a coffee mug from the CIA, did the slowest high speed pursuit in NSA history and regularly harass NCIS agents by giving them spoilers. *pondering* I don't think the DIA ever did get that restraining order against me. I once nearly had an entire crew of TSA folks thrown in prison for trying to steal classified equipment.  FAA, State and Commerce, long story there. Er, allegedly.

Oh, the FBI likes me. Well, there was an awkward moment when my parents told them that I fled the country on short notice for a Islamic country known for its strife. The agent was visibly disappointed when he found out it was just a routine deployment. My parents like to tell that story every Thanksgiving.


So, the only government agencies I think I haven't annoyed is Department of Agriculture, Department of Interior and surprisingly the BATFE. The last one is a bit of a shock, but they did approve every piece of paperwork relating to explosives.


Oh, that's an alleged incident that I think everyone here *REALLY* would like to hear....
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Oh, that's an alleged incident that I think everyone here *REALLY* would like to hear....

That one I don't have to play cutesy games. Not much to it. I had a clearance, and I was going from Point A to Point B on government orders, so I had to hand carry a laptop with a certain sticker and certain files on it. It was amended to my orders. Happens all the time. You can't exactly FedEx that sort of thing. The documents could have gone over SIPRnet email, but brass are not exactly very technical folks.

TSA wanted me to boot it up. No.
TSA wanted remove it from my possession. No, and if they did, I'd be calling CID to report the breach of national security, and the FBI to have folks arrested for hijacking or theft of classified material under threat of force. Any attempt to stop me from doing so would start with kidnapping and go into espionage very quickly. They didn't have clearances, nor the authority to direct me to surrender classified information to them. Their option was to let me pass, or hold me until folks with said authority showed up.

Didn't thrill them, but they complied. Searched the heck out of my stuff, dumped everything and made a mess. I was then on the "random search" list for a long time.
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So are you an extremist or potential terrorist according to the federales?

It's so hard to choose between one or the other  =|
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38 out of 72.

But some of them are redundant, such as 60 and 65.

And number 40? There's a whole bunch of Amurricans who are members of the unorganized militia and don't even know it. So are they saying that someone who is a member of same and DOES know it is a terrorist?
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57/72.



Don't you hear the black green helicopters circling?

Dark green.  They stole the color from my dad's late-1960s sedan.  Everyone thought it was black, while he insisted it was dark green.

A lot of them required me to want to inflict my dictates on others, and I just couldn't philosophically support that.  Wish I could have gotten more, but such is life.

I guess I'm a defensive terrorist if I'm one at all.  Just interested in stopping people from non-terrorizing me. ;/

Sorry, you did that wrong.  The mere fact that you hold those beliefs along with the belief that you ought not impose your will on others means you want to impose your ideas on everyone. 

I am not making that ^^^ up.  Had it 'splained to me by a lefty who was a legend in their own mind how it works.  Logic is patriarchal and oppressive, too, according to legend-boy.  Don't go on and burden his type with your "If A=B and B=C, then A=C" mumbo-jumbo either.

So, the assumption that you need to make when answering Y or N ought to include the oppressive imposition of that idea on others.  Which is how I ended up with 57/72.

38 out of 72.

But some of them are redundant, such as 60 and 65.

And number 40? There's a whole bunch of Amurricans who are members of the unorganized militia and don't even know it. So are they saying that someone who is a member of same and DOES know it is a terrorist?

They are not called "The Thought Police" for nothing. 
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46/72.  Eh?  I thought for sure I'd do better than that.

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38. Anyone that “suddenly acquires weapons”

I don't "suddenly" acquire weapons.  It takes a while, researching purchases or trades, accumulating spare cash.

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That something like that exists amuses me.  (The content is disappointing.)
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  " Searched the heck out of my stuff, dumped everything and made a mess. I was then on the "random search" list for a long time. "

 And that is the standard government flunky mindset -even when they are wrong, they will do their best to make your life a pain.
 
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38. Anyone that “suddenly acquires weapons”

I've gone to gun shows with nothing particular in mind when while perusing through the aisles suddenly "Ohh, where did you come from, I think you need to come with me !!" happens.

Along with various brass, ammo, magazines, cleaning supplies, and other various and sundry shootie type stuff.

Does jerky count also? =D =D ;) ;)
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Need to add:

73.  Anyone who cannot remember off hand how many guns they own.

 =D
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Need to add:

73.  Anyone who cannot remember off hand how many guns they own.

 =D

I'm not that bad.  I can at least remember what I've got, and when and where I got them, even if I don't have the count handy.  I got a buddy I have to remind "hey, you already got one of them."
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Need to add:

73.  Anyone who cannot remember off hand how many guns they own.

 =D

Raises hand.

Also a member of the "can't remember where each and every one of them is" club. I know they are around. Just not exactly where.



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