46, because I'm not Christian, think conspiracy theories are stupid (they assume the govt is competent) and don't mind gays.
OTOH, some folks have made false, baseless and slanderous accusations that I stole a coffee mug from the CIA, did the slowest high speed pursuit in NSA history and regularly harass NCIS agents by giving them spoilers. *pondering* I don't think the DIA ever did get that restraining order against me. I once nearly had an entire crew of TSA folks thrown in prison for trying to steal classified equipment. FAA, State and Commerce, long story there. Er, allegedly.
Oh, the FBI likes me. Well, there was an awkward moment when my parents told them that I fled the country on short notice for a Islamic country known for its strife. The agent was visibly disappointed when he found out it was just a routine deployment. My parents like to tell that story every Thanksgiving.
So, the only government agencies I think I haven't annoyed is Department of Agriculture, Department of Interior and surprisingly the BATFE. The last one is a bit of a shock, but they did approve every piece of paperwork relating to explosives.