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seeker_two

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Re: I got bounced out of a church today
« Reply #100 on: October 09, 2013, 02:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on October 09, 2013, 01:07:36 PM
All you need is someone to worship you.   =)

[sign]WILL WORSHIP FOR SAMMICHES[/sign]

....Maybe she'll be like Shiva....eight arms with sammich ingredients in each one....
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Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

MrsSmith

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Re: I got bounced out of a church today
« Reply #101 on: October 09, 2013, 04:03:47 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on October 08, 2013, 10:44:28 PM
I must resist ...

I must resist ...

I must resist ...

I SOOOO want to post a smart-alecky retort ... but (for once) I won't.

Go ahead - what could possibly go wrong?

Quote from: scout26 on October 09, 2013, 12:45:50 PM
Kitchen, Domestic, Sammich.  Your choice.


Clearly you don't know me that well. Using any of those terms to describe me should inspire fits of giggles.
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Re: I got bounced out of a church today
« Reply #102 on: October 09, 2013, 04:43:27 PM »
Looks like the whole thing was invented by Roman aristocrats anyway!  Debate over!  http://uk.prweb.com/releases/2013/10/prweb11201273.htm










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Scout26

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Re: I got bounced out of a church today
« Reply #103 on: October 09, 2013, 04:50:15 PM »
So, like Al Gore, you are saying this is settled science?


Next up on the agenda: "Cornbread:  Southern Conspiracy or Northern Product Innovation." 

 [popcorn] [popcorn] [popcorn] [popcorn]
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Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
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Re: I got bounced out of a church today
« Reply #104 on: October 09, 2013, 04:58:46 PM »
Cornmeal:  Grits or polenta?

Brad

p.s.  Chili with beans is an abomination.
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It's all about the pancakes, people.
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Re: I got bounced out of a church today
« Reply #105 on: October 09, 2013, 05:20:56 PM »
Chili without beans is a sin. #11 on list in fact.  :P
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: I got bounced out of a church today
« Reply #106 on: October 09, 2013, 07:03:04 PM »
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But backing up from that, I think it interesting that when confronted with Gnosticism and similar philosophical issues, the apostles and prophets did not argue these things from a philosophical or theological stand. But rather, they focused on the simpler facts that ought not to be denied.

Even Jesus deflected people who asked pointy questions sometimes. This admirable skill of "refusal to be distracted from core issues" is an underrated value.
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Re: I got bounced out of a church today
« Reply #107 on: October 09, 2013, 07:14:07 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on October 08, 2013, 06:39:25 PM
Are you saying I'm a Goddess?   :rofl:

Isn't "priestess" a lot easier?
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Re: I got bounced out of a church today
« Reply #108 on: October 09, 2013, 08:37:09 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on October 09, 2013, 04:03:47 PM
Go ahead - what could possibly go wrong?

I'm afraid to even ask ...

Quote from: MrsSmith on October 09, 2013, 04:03:47 PM
Clearly you don't know me that well. Using any of those terms to describe me should inspire fits of giggles.

Okay, then ... you are not a kitchen.
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