Awe come on! Don't be teasing us like that!
I am sure your choices would be as good or better than mine. However, just to titillate you, here's my current local favorite clown:
(The Honorable John Wright Hickenlooper, Jr., Governor of Colorado. Image licensed through Wiki.)
Now remember, boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, this is the
Polite society. No nicknames, per forum rules. Examples: John Wishy-Washy Hickenlooper or Joan Chickenlooper. These are prohibited usages in the Armedpolitesociety site.
Terry