Question for BSL, and for married guys

[Hawkmoon]

Women do not sweat, fart, belch or cry.  They bitch.  Otherwise they would blow up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxxsP7VWVN8

[LadySmith]

I'm not BSL or a married guy (as far as you know  ), but I only cry for emotional hurts like the death of a pet.
Physical hurts usually only result in the offending object getting destroyed. 

[Monkeyleg]

Hey, Ladysmith. Haven't seen you around here in a cat's age.

When you talk about "offending objects", do you mean shoes?

[lupinus]

My wife will cry for physical stuff only if it hurts like a sumbitch. Mild, moderate, major owies? Not usually. Water works are much easier for emotional issues, aka "Lupe's been a dumbass"

[Tallpine]

She usually cries over some book she's reading 

[Monkeyleg]

She usually cries over some book she's reading 

Doesn't that make it hard to see the words?

[Tallpine]

Doesn't that make it hard to see the words?

I have no clue ...   

[vaskidmark]

I have no clue ...   

We already knew that.

Now, answer the question.

stay safe.

[Tallpine]

We already knew that.

Now, answer the question.

stay safe.

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[Unisaw]

My wife tends to run around in circles when she hurts herself.  She was once using a giant meat fork to pry apart some frozen beef patties.  Next thing i knew, she was practically running laps around the first floor.  When I stopped her, I saw that the fork had slipped and gone pretty far into her palm.

[LadySmith]

Hey, Ladysmith. Haven't seen you around here in a cat's age.

When you talk about "offending objects", do you mean shoes?

Yep. Nothing worse than wearing stilletos that make your calves pop & then break a heel. 
They get trashed when that happens even if it means going from being "all that" to being barefooted. 

[Tallpine]

Yep. Nothing worse than wearing stilletos that make your calves pop & then break a heel. 
They get trashed when that happens even if it means going from being "all that" to being barefooted. 

Barefoot is cool