In Michigan if you are within a block of you car, they lock you up. Kidding. But if you are smart, and decide to sleep it off and not drive, you get charged with DUI if the keys to the car are in or on the car or on your person. If you make it home, exit the car, go in your house and get into bed and your girlfriend or wife is pissed and calls the law, you can be arrested for DUI.
DUI's are huge money makers for the legal system. State and local government, judges, lawyers, probation dept., insurance companies, LE, a variety of alcohol counseling outfits, medical community and makers of breathalyzers inter alia. $1000.00 a year for two years to the Sect. of State, $2500.00 for the lawyer, $50.00 a day for any jail time, $900.00 court fees and up to $1000.00 in fines, $500.00 for alcohol counseling and $25.00 a meeting for several after care meeting, insurance rates go up around 200% for 3 years and 100% for 2 more. $1000.00 for hook up and maintenance of vehicle breathalyzers, $900.00 for a year of monthly Sobriety Court and random breathalyzer and drug testing up to 3 times weekly for a year and community service for X number of days usually equally the jail time you got which is usually 15 days. And thats just for being pulled over and getting caught for basically doing nothing as LE, in their spare time, sits across from bars and restaurants and just pulls you over with a made up violation. (Who's gonna believe you re whether you actually drove erratically)
If you get in an accident or hurt or kill someone off to prison you go. I can buy that one.
No, I didn't get caught. I just know the ramifications of it.