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Re: Re: Re: Don't hunt octopus in Seattle, even if it is legal
« Reply #25 on: October 18, 2013, 12:11:38 PM »
I'll be honest, when reading the start of that narrative, I was rooting for the octopus.   >:D
I'm just picturing the fight between man and octopus. Man trying to strangle the octopus in particularly amusing.

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Re: Re: Re: Don't hunt octopus in Seattle, even if it is legal
« Reply #26 on: October 18, 2013, 12:19:28 PM »
I'm just picturing the fight between man and octopus. Man trying to strangle the octopus in particularly amusing.

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About 50 years ago I read a kid's adventure book about some guy trying to do underwater salvage.  Among other things he had to fight an octopus to get the treasure.  Seriously scary!   :O
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Re: Don't hunt octopus in Seattle, even if it is legal
« Reply #27 on: October 18, 2013, 12:30:18 PM »
Tallpine, I think I read the same or a similar story (though not 50 years ago).

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Re: Don't hunt octopus in Seattle, even if it is legal
« Reply #28 on: October 18, 2013, 06:46:08 PM »
So how tough are those critters? Could the average dude expect to take on a 9-foot octopus, and win? I guess a lot would depend on how close it was to the surface.
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Re: Don't hunt octopus in Seattle, even if it is legal
« Reply #29 on: October 18, 2013, 07:04:42 PM »
I pride myself on being able to eat damned near anything - especially after all my survival schools.

However, I've never been able to really enjoy squid or octopus. 

Maybe it wasn't prepared right when I tried it, but IMHO there are better food critters to wrestle with in the quest for a meal...
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Re: Don't hunt octopus in Seattle, even if it is legal
« Reply #30 on: October 18, 2013, 07:38:57 PM »
I really like squid, and it doubles as fish bait!! I always carried a can of something in my LPA when flying. A lot of times it was either smoked oysters or smoked octopus. It was best on those hot, bouncy flights down low, because then I could try to share it!  ;)

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Re: Don't hunt octopus in Seattle, even if it is legal
« Reply #31 on: October 18, 2013, 07:47:34 PM »
I've only had calamari, but I liked it.

But then again, if you fry it right, pretty much anything is good. :P
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Re: Don't hunt octopus in Seattle, even if it is legal
« Reply #32 on: October 18, 2013, 08:22:02 PM »
Tallpine, I think I read the same or a similar story (though not 50 years ago).

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Standard fair.  Like the stories in those men's magazines with the lurid covers, only they took out the heaving bosoms and sltry eyes.

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Re: Don't hunt octopus in Seattle, even if it is legal
« Reply #33 on: October 18, 2013, 08:24:00 PM »
I really like squid, and it doubles as fish bait!! I always carried a can of something in my LPA when flying. A lot of times it was either smoked oysters or smoked octopus. It was best on those hot, bouncy flights down low, because then I could try to share it!  ;)

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I think you must have gone to the same gross-out school as Doc (HM1) Caldwell. He would always have something smoked or pickled on hand when we jumped with the Army and did low-levels in the C-130s.
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Re: Don't hunt octopus in Seattle, even if it is legal
« Reply #34 on: October 18, 2013, 09:49:21 PM »
So how tough are those critters? Could the average dude expect to take on a 9-foot octopus, and win? I guess a lot would depend on how close it was to the surface.

I'll be glad to hold your beer if you want to give it a try  :lol:
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