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brand new zerocare info site!!
« on: October 30, 2013, 11:16:41 PM »
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Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2013, 11:22:13 PM »
Aww.... isn't that precious... :lol:
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2013, 04:54:31 AM »
I just want one with the missing cute girl replaced with a customer that actually logged in. You know, like this guy.
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I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.

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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2013, 05:52:21 AM »
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2013, 10:14:24 AM »
Quote from: French G. on October 31, 2013, 04:54:31 AM
I just want one with the missing cute girl replaced with a customer that actually logged in. You know, like this guy.


Let's please be honest.

There's no such thing as a "customer" when you are compelled to participate.  The correct term for something like that is closer to servant, slave or asset.
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2013, 10:32:59 AM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on October 31, 2013, 10:14:24 AM
Let's please be honest.

There's no such thing as a "customer" when you are compelled to participate.  The correct term for something like that is closer to servant, slave or asset unwashed masses.

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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2013, 11:10:58 AM »
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« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2013, 12:35:09 AM »
Stockphoto Obamacare girl is no longer on the Obamacare page.  Wonder if she demanded her photo be removed?
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Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2013, 11:11:33 AM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on October 31, 2013, 10:14:24 AM
Let's please be honest.

There's no such thing as a "customer" when you are compelled to participate.  The correct term for something like that is closer to servant, slave or asset.

The term you are looking for is "subject".
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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2013, 04:11:24 PM »
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« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2013, 04:24:49 PM »
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Re: brand new zerocare info site!!
« Reply #11 on: November 01, 2013, 07:15:13 PM »
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           This is a parody site! It is not a real government website, but it has had more views than Healthcare.gov.
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« Reply #12 on: November 01, 2013, 07:30:45 PM »
Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on October 31, 2013, 10:14:24 AM
Let's please be honest.

There's no such thing as a "customer" when you are compelled to participate.  The correct term for something like that is closer to servant, slave or asset.

When you call the irs, you're also referred to as "customer".
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« Reply #13 on: November 01, 2013, 08:01:44 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on November 01, 2013, 07:30:45 PM
When you call the irs, you're also referred to as "customer".
Well I suppose when you are paying to get it good and hard, you could be considered a customer...
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« Reply #14 on: November 02, 2013, 05:09:22 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: November 03, 2013, 12:07:12 AM »
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« Reply #16 on: November 03, 2013, 10:22:56 AM »
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http://www.obamacaregov.us/


I tried to sign up but...

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Ooops!

We are having technical difficulties. Please stand by. Irreversible error codes: 2008 and 2012.

The good news is that we have already dropped - err, "transitioned you out of" your old health insurance plan! You probably hated that one anyway. Your new plan should be available by November (2018). You are required to have an insurance plan by January 1, 2014, therefore, we need to charge you with a severe penalty for non-compliance.

We also went ahead and registered you as a Democrat for the next election. We're sure that you don't mind us doing that as a courtesy for you and for America. We know what's best for you, and we want to protect you from yourself and others.

Also, we would like to ask you to help President Obama find and eliminate those individuals or groups that are stiffling his progress. Please report any person or group that shows any sign of hatred toward our leader. That includes anyone producing media or publications, speaking ill or hateful words, or someone that you feel is having impure thoughts about Dear Leader. Your help in keeping America's progress on track is important. Please note that we are also watching you, but we know you have the same dream for America that we do, isn't that right?

Welcome government agencies!

The following government agenices have snooped around this site.

u.s. dept. of health and human services - Kathleen Sebelius' office.
internal revenue service - I.R.S. An audit is in my future, yay!
us dept of justice - Eric Holder's office.
department of interior
us department of the treasury
u.s. house of representatives
u.s. government accountability office - I didn't know this one exisited. Government accountabilty? That is an oxymoron if I've ever heard one!
u.s. department of state - Senator Kerry
swedish tax agency - ?????
navy network information center (nnic)
dod network information center - uh oh! Department of Defense.
department of administrative services
department of veterans affairs
arizona state government
u.s. dept. of commerce - noaa - nmfs
u.s. agency for international development
More on the way .....


Do keep clicking "Next" to see where it goes! =D

I'd be  :rofl:  but . it's too close to the truth!  [tinfoil]
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« Reply #17 on: November 03, 2013, 10:58:02 AM »
Quote from: makattak on November 01, 2013, 11:11:33 AM
The term you are looking for is "subject".

No, I think the correct term is "future freedom fighter".
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« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2013, 08:58:55 AM »
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« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2013, 01:24:42 PM »
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« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2013, 08:55:04 PM »
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Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious.  -French G

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« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2013, 10:04:44 PM »
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« Reply #22 on: November 09, 2013, 12:13:05 AM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on November 07, 2013, 10:04:44 PM
Hmmm . . . missed that one.

Oh well.  It's worth seeing twice.


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Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

I already have canned butter, buying more. Canned blueberries, some pancake making dry goods and the end of the world is gonna be delicious.  -French G

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« Reply #23 on: November 09, 2013, 10:29:49 PM »
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