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Al Gore Goes Vegan
« on: November 26, 2013, 08:32:24 PM »
Sure, go vegan after already eating half the planet. Does this mean he'll be more, or less, of a pain on AGW?

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/11/26/al-gore-goes-vegan/?intcmp=features
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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2013, 08:33:50 PM »
Wow, I thought he was full of hot air before. 

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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2013, 08:59:12 PM »
Probably got tired of people calling him fatso.  Thinks he can lose weight that way.  In his case a good laxative would do wonders......chris3

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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2013, 10:08:41 PM »
Probably got tired of people calling him fatso.  Thinks he can lose weight that way.  In his case a good laxative would do wonders......chris3

Here's Algore after laxatives...

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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2013, 10:16:56 PM »
Good. The world needs more vegans.
It means more food for us carnivores.

And another thing, with very few exceptions, the vegans I've met have been unhealthy, unhappy, uptight and frustrated folks. AlGore deserves to be one of them.
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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #5 on: November 27, 2013, 06:03:17 AM »
Wait a minute.  Check this to see if I missed a step somewhere.

Algore goes vegan.
Vegans eat only cellulose-based stuff.
Eating cellulose-based stuff produces methane as one of the primary byproducts.
Methane is one of the big killer greenhouse gasses killing Mother Gaia.
Algore is attepting to kill Mother Gaia.

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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #6 on: November 27, 2013, 12:46:29 PM »
Wait a minute.  Check this to see if I missed a step somewhere.

Algore goes vegan.
Vegans eat only cellulose-based stuff.
Eating cellulose-based stuff produces methane as one of the primary byproducts.
Methane is one of the big killer greenhouse gasses killing Mother Gaia.
Algore is attepting to kill Mother Gaia.

stay safe.

Yeah, cows are vegan  :facepalm:
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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #7 on: November 27, 2013, 07:48:40 PM »
Algore is a vegetable?!?!?
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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #8 on: November 27, 2013, 07:56:07 PM »
Algore is a vegetable?!?!?

Well, what passes for his brain is. But that's old news.
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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #9 on: November 28, 2013, 01:00:34 AM »
Algore is a vegetable?!?!?

No.  He's just producing a common greenhouse gas byproduct of digesting vegetables.  Not to mention the end result of a high-fiber diet.

Well, what passes for his brain is. But that's old news.

If it's passing his brain, that just proves what we have been saying for years about where his head is located.

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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #10 on: November 28, 2013, 09:40:52 PM »
When I saw this thread I immediately thought Algore sexually assaulted a vegan.
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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #11 on: November 29, 2013, 01:09:36 AM »
Makes ya want to set up a hibachi outside his home and cook bacon. >:D
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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #12 on: November 29, 2013, 10:05:49 PM »
When I saw this thread I immediately thought Algore sexually assaulted a vegan.

More likely to sexually assualt vegetable, like a carrot.
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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2013, 08:26:40 AM »
I read too much science fiction as a kid . . . every time I see the word "Vegan" I think of an alien coming from a planet circling the star Vega.
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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2013, 08:54:24 AM »
I read too much science fiction as a kid . . . every time I see the word "Vegan" I think of an alien coming from a planet circling the star Vega.

I think you may be correct. I believe they are aliens.
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
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Re: Al Gore Goes Vegan
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2013, 10:58:54 AM »
I read too much science fiction as a kid . . . every time I see the word "Vegan" I think of an alien coming from a planet circling the star Vega.

Someone who drives a Chevy Vega  :lol:
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