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« on: September 06, 2006, 12:13:35 PM »
Ben Gay Pain Relieving Patches.

Bliss in a sticky stinky patch.

These things work great and keep the dog away from you.
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« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2006, 12:14:54 PM »
I tried those, but they bunched up and fell off.
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« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2006, 12:18:19 PM »
Heh..Shamless plug..that's funny. Smiley

You gotta stretch them a little. I had one on my neck and one on my back last night and they both stayed on over night. The neck one is tricky because my hair is somewhat long and I have to flip it over and then try to apply the patch.
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« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2006, 01:14:44 PM »
we bought a quart of some stuff for the horses and found that it works pretty good on sore people muscles too Wink
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« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2006, 01:16:40 PM »
I'm not in favor of it, but as long as it's consenting adults in the privacy of their own bedrooms...


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« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2006, 01:37:58 PM »
You radical right wingers are all the same!
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« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2006, 01:46:51 PM »
Just what are we trying to plug with these patches? :/
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« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2006, 03:15:21 PM »
Update: After fiddling with the patches, you should wash your hands. Preferably before you rub your eye.

Consider that a public service announcement. Smiley
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« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2006, 04:00:39 PM »
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Preferably before you rub your eye
or any other soft fleshy parts...
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« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2006, 06:33:39 PM »
Better than the Ben-Gay patches are "Salonpas".    Ahhhhhhh.

If you don't find them, try the "Aspercreme Patch".

(APS=Aged Polite Society?)
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« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2006, 08:01:00 PM »
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You radical right wingers are all the same!
Yeah.  Totally awesome.
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« Reply #11 on: September 07, 2006, 01:08:30 AM »
Cheesy
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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2007, 01:09:54 AM »
Yep....but they're kinda hard to swallow....  undecided
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2007, 02:04:27 AM »
Just remember that it _is_ possible to _severely_ overdose on this sort of thing...

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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2007, 07:14:28 AM »
Just remember that this thread is over a year old...

I think Barbara's feeling better now.

At least I hope she is. Smiley
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« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2007, 07:25:16 AM »
Wow, someone has been playing with the Wayback machine! grin
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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2007, 07:55:58 AM »
Who is this Ben fellow and how do we know he is gay?
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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2007, 10:14:00 AM »
Did anyone else notice that this elderly thread got resurrected by someone name Seeker?  grin
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2007, 10:28:12 AM »
Really?.....that dope.... cheesy
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« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2007, 10:36:30 AM »
Quote from: seeker_two on November 30, 2007, 12:09:54 AM
Yep....but they're kinda hard to swallow....  undecided

Reminds me of a joke...older than dirt...

Hillbilly goes into the Dr.'s office for some ailment or another. Dr. prescribes him some suppositories and asks him to come back in a week.

Doc asks the hillbilly if he's feeling any better. Hillbilly says "Yeah, but those horse pills sure is hard to swallow."

Dr.: "You stupid bumpkin, you're not supposed to swallow them!

Hillbilly <offended>: "Well, what do you expect me to do with them? Shove them up my a$$?"
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« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2007, 12:45:23 PM »
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Who is this Ben fellow and how do we know he is gay?

I fail to see the humor.......


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Re: Shamless Plug
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2007, 01:06:34 PM »
Quote from: BenW on November 30, 2007, 11:45:23 AM
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Who is this Ben fellow and how do we know he is gay?

I fail to see the humor.......

*snicker*   grin

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