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story with really sad ending
« on: December 12, 2013, 10:05:11 AM »
I'll give you the same instructions I was given:

BEVERAGE ALERT.

Put down the beverage.














Swallow.











go to

http://bustednuckles.blogspot.com/2013/12/death-of-old-cow.html

stay safe.
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2013, 10:07:17 AM »
Struggling...but...recovered...enough breath...to...type...
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2013, 10:58:24 AM »
 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

That was great.  Too bad it isn't true .... er, well ... you guys know what I mean.... :angel: [tinfoil]
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2013, 10:36:41 AM »
This story is a lie!  I know for a fact the driver never got any scotch.
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2013, 12:41:37 AM »
Am I hallucinating that there were a lot more responses, most of which consisted of really bad  (meaning AWESOME!) puns?

While I agree that it might not have been in the best of taste, I have seen worse survive moderation.

Or am I just hallucinating?

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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2013, 05:32:40 AM »
After a few hours sleep I figured it out - I was not hallucinating.  Merely remembering a different thread and thinking it was this one.

Look, when you get to be as old as I am folks ought to be happy I can remember which way the clothes go on.  Although sometimes the youngsters here at the home screw up while helping me to dress, and put the buttons on my shirt in the back.

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Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2013, 07:05:24 AM »
That is a very sad ending, because after all, Ms. Feinstein is yet with us.  =(
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2013, 11:18:07 AM »
I don't see what's so funny about the poor bovine getting hit by a limousine  =(







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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2013, 02:10:39 PM »
Limousin liberal?
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I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.

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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2013, 02:39:45 PM »
I see what ya did there.
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2013, 03:01:02 PM »
True tale:

The night watch at work, "Did you hear Obama's been killed?"

Me, "No."

Night watch, with a major shoulder heaving stage sigh, "Oh,"  then with a maritime disaster smile, "Well... maybe tomorrow!"
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2013, 03:15:24 PM »
Quote from: French G. on December 14, 2013, 02:10:39 PM
Limousin liberal?

Well, the farmer did have that cow for a loooooong time.  :lol:


Limousin hit by limousine  ???
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2013, 07:34:44 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on December 14, 2013, 03:15:24 PM
Well, the farmer did have that cow for a loooooong time.  :lol:


Limousin hit by limousine  ???


Now if a Limousin were hit by a limousine, in Limousin...
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2013, 09:47:12 PM »
Quote from: fistful on December 14, 2013, 07:34:44 PM

Now if a Limousin were hit by a limousine, in Limousin...

That's a stretch  =|
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2013, 10:30:45 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on December 14, 2013, 09:47:12 PM
That's a stretch  =|

Watch the pun master at work.
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2013, 11:24:45 PM »
Quote from: fistful on December 14, 2013, 10:30:45 PM
Watch the pun master at work.

In the automotive spirit, perhaps we should call it the o-no-meter.
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Re: story with really sad ending
« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2013, 10:22:13 AM »
People say they don't like puns, but most people have groan to like them.
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