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Fitz

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Friend of mine made his wife a gift...
« on: December 27, 2013, 02:44:03 PM »
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Re: Friend of mine made his wife a gift...
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2013, 03:16:54 PM »
Nothing says, "I love you", like a nice bouquet of pretty flowers.
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Re: Friend of mine made his wife a gift...
« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2013, 05:55:58 PM »
Death blossoms!!!
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Re: Friend of mine made his wife a gift...
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2013, 08:24:11 PM »
I read that & thought "Who'd he give her to?".
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