Author Topic: Ragnarok comes this Saturday... are you ready? (Read 9139 times)

AZRedhawk44 · « **on:** February 20, 2014, 09:09:10 AM »

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/viking-apocalypse-end-of-the-world-predicted-to-happen-on-saturday-but-dont-cancel-your-weekend-plans-yet-9138092.html

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On Saturday, according to Norse legend at least, the series of events leading up to Ragnarok will culminate in an epic battle, where Norse gods Thor, Loki, Odin, Freyr, HermÃ³Ã°r, will fight. Odin will be killed by Fennir and the other creator gods will fall.

The Earth will fall into the sea, and life as we know it will cease to be.

It's not all bad news though, as the world will re-emerge anew and fertile, and two human survivors will be in charge of repopulating the Earth.

I'm gonna be the sole surviving guy, and hope that the surviving woman is ~~either~~ Mila Kunis ~~or Megan Fox.~~

Edited to appease AJ, 'cuz Mila totally outclasses Megan.

TechMan · « **Reply #1 on:** February 20, 2014, 09:13:02 AM »

It will probably be Octomom.

geronimotwo · « **Reply #2 on:** February 20, 2014, 09:28:57 AM »

not monica lewinsky? after all, she must have been a presidents choice for a reason.......

230RN · « **Reply #3 on:** February 20, 2014, 11:00:15 AM »

I'm gonna convert to Norse. Where can I sign up before Saturday? I've always been horny anyhow.

charby · « **Reply #4 on:** February 20, 2014, 12:07:00 PM »

Quote from: adively on February 20, 2014, 09:13:02 AM

It will probably be Octomom.

No Honey BooBoo's mom.

TechMan · « **Reply #5 on:** February 20, 2014, 12:10:51 PM »

Quote from: charby on February 20, 2014, 12:07:00 PM

No Honey BooBoo's mom.

{shudder}

roo_ster · « **Reply #6 on:** February 20, 2014, 12:52:09 PM »

Quote from: adively on February 20, 2014, 09:13:02 AM

It will probably be Octomom.

Nuttier than a fruitcake, but a proven breeder!

fifth_column · « **Reply #7 on:** February 20, 2014, 02:23:25 PM »

Damn it! If only I had known about this in time to grow a beard!

charby · « **Reply #8 on:** February 20, 2014, 02:29:15 PM »

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on February 20, 2014, 09:09:10 AM

I'm gonna be the sole surviving guy, and hope that the surviving woman is either Mila Kunis or Megan Fox.

I proclaim boolah boolah to death.

AJ Dual · « **Reply #9 on:** February 20, 2014, 02:40:16 PM »

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on February 20, 2014, 09:09:10 AM

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/viking-apocalypse-end-of-the-world-predicted-to-happen-on-saturday-but-dont-cancel-your-weekend-plans-yet-9138092.html

I'm gonna be the sole surviving guy, and hope that the surviving woman is either Mila Kunis or Megan Fox.

I'd rather see Humanity go extinct, than that horrid recessive for hammer-thumbs be passed down through the millennia.

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2014, 02:50:41 PM »

Quote from: AJ Dual on February 20, 2014, 02:40:16 PM

I'd rather see Humanity go extinct, than that horrid recessive for hammer-thumbs be passed down through the millennia.

Get your own girlfriend for when Fenrir devours you and her. I can choose mine. (Mila Kunis is much classier, though, gotta admit)

AJ Dual · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2014, 02:54:48 PM »

Look... Look upon the mutant thumbs of the she-beast, and may it forever linger in your mind and spoil your matings more than a million thoughts of naked grandmothers and baseball ever could.

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2014, 02:57:27 PM »

Quote from: AJ Dual on February 20, 2014, 02:54:48 PM

Look... Look upon the mutant thumbs of the she-beast, and may it forever linger in your mind and spoil your matings more than a million thoughts of naked grandmothers and baseball ever could.

Dood, why are you looking at her THUMBS?!?

TommyGunn · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2014, 03:02:31 PM »

Who is Ragnarok? And does he like grits?

charby · « **Reply #14 on:** February 20, 2014, 03:06:38 PM »

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on February 20, 2014, 02:57:27 PM

Dood, why are you looking at her THUMBS?!?

You're the one who wants to bonk a chick who has been bonkin' Ashton Kutcher. I don't think you should be asking any questions.

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #15 on:** February 20, 2014, 04:55:00 PM »

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on February 20, 2014, 09:09:10 AM

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/viking-apocalypse-end-of-the-world-predicted-to-happen-on-saturday-but-dont-cancel-your-weekend-plans-yet-9138092.html

I'm gonna be the sole surviving guy, and hope that the surviving woman is ~~either~~ Mila Kunis ~~or Megan Fox.~~

Edited to appease AJ, 'cuz Mila totally outclasses Megan.

Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr or Elen Degeneres for you.

Tallpine · « **Reply #16 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:02:54 PM »

Quote from: RoadKingLarry on February 20, 2014, 04:55:00 PM

Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr or Elen Degeneres for you.

Survival suddenly doesn't look so good anymore ....

Triphammer · « **Reply #17 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:09:50 PM »

Quote from: RoadKingLarry on February 20, 2014, 04:55:00 PM

Rosie O'Donnell, Rosanne Barr or Elen Degeneres for you.

Of the choices, Ellen is probably more, let's say "imaginative". Besides. After the first couple kids you're still gonna want to have the occasional conversation. Ellen, again. Mila is hot as hell but if her acting displays any of her personallity, well I'll pass. (Says the 60YO guy who couldn't hit that on his best day.)

Tallpine · « **Reply #18 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:14:49 PM »

Quote from: Triphammer on February 20, 2014, 05:09:50 PM

Of the choices, Ellen is probably more, let's say "imaginative". Besides. After the first couple kids you're still gonna want to have the occasional conversation. Ellen, again. Mila is hot as hell but if her acting displays any of her personallity, well I'll pass. (Says the 60YO guy who couldn't hit that on his best day.)

Mila

Heck, I'd still go for Dana Delaney.

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:33:24 PM »

I'm guessing Mila is a lot more interesting than you guys give credit. Constantly associates with Libertarian leaning entertainment projects.

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:34:36 PM »

So, if my letter to Odin got lost in the mail and I'm not the one chosen to repopulate after Ragnarok and somehow you end up with the honor, who would you spare to join you in the task?

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #21 on:** February 20, 2014, 05:56:12 PM »

I don't know. I just can't decide...

Jason Stathem... But the male patterned baldness...

Karl Urban... He seems a bit dense though...

Nathen Fillion! That's it! That's mine. Captain Tightpants himeself!

AZRedhawk44 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 20, 2014, 06:00:23 PM »

Surprised you're not swooning over Thor, BSL.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #23 on:** February 20, 2014, 06:07:21 PM »

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on February 20, 2014, 06:00:23 PM

Surprised you're not swooning over Thor, BSL.

I would have if they'd gotten Eric from Trublood to play him, but Chris Helmsworth is way to much a pretty boy.

charby · « **Reply #24 on:** February 20, 2014, 06:44:21 PM »

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on February 20, 2014, 05:33:24 PM

I'm guessing Mila is a lot more interesting than you guys give credit. Constantly associates with Libertarian leaning entertainment projects.

She is screwing Ashton Kutcher, put that in your head when you think about her.

Funny thing he and I are in the same college fraternity and I met him when his chapter visited ours. He wasn't famous then, only thing I remember about him was he told a lot of jokes.

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Author Topic: Ragnarok comes this Saturday... are you ready? (Read 9139 times)