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Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« on: March 19, 2014, 08:09:19 AM »
http://thoughtcatalog.com/anne-gus/2014/03/5-things-women-need-to-do-in-their-20s-or-else-the-suffragists-died-for-nothing/

OMFG!  Somebody has slipped out the door of the asylum.  If they were any more self-centered they would collapse within themselves like an expiring black hole.

Five things a 20-something woman* should do (or the suffragettes will have died in vain):

1 - Mess around (think with your vagina)

2 - Party (there is no tomorrow and there are no consequences)

3 - Major in women's studies (because like it is so important to know why men are evil)  (sadly, nothing about hooking up with lesbians)

4 - Run a Tumbler ("you’ll get tons of supportive and right-thinking comments on your posts, you will feel really good about yourself you will probably make a lot of good friends who use hundreds of different pronouns that you can follow on twitter and get an even more diverse online experience.")

5 - Travel ("Jump on a plane with a girlfriend and see where it takes you. Don’t research too much about where you want to go, just follow your heart and let it grow wings.
Did you accidentally stumble upon a documentary on India, and just felt like you had to go there. Then go there. Book a ticket the next day, nothing is stopping you and if you have a boyfriend, get him to treat you to it (If you don’t have a boyfriend to pay for you, and can’t get one in time for your vacation, there’s always websites that allow girls to travel the world, financed by rich men who really know how to treat a woman). Cancun for spring break? Why the hell not? Leave your boyfriend at home and have fun with the girls for a few weeks, do number 1 & 2 on the list and do it good.")  (At last - hooking up with lesbians!)

And can someone please tell me who the "suffragists" were?  I've heard all about the "suffragettes".  Google seems to hint that it is Wymn's Studies spelling.  More rewriting to fit the socialist agenda?

stay safe.

* - sometimes "female of the species" and "woman" are not interchangable.  Much like "lady", the latter term often connotes a sense of maturity and refinement.

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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #1 on: March 19, 2014, 08:27:55 AM »
That has to be from The Onion.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #2 on: March 19, 2014, 08:30:01 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on March 19, 2014, 08:27:55 AM
That has to be from The Onion.

You'd like to think that.

Unfortunately, liberalism/progressivism/whatevertheycomeupwithnextaftersoilingprogressivismagain has "progressed" beyond parody.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2014, 09:13:54 AM »
Radfems are crazy, but that one seems to me to be poorly done satire.  Too much blatant racism for me to buy it.


I hope.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2014, 09:16:53 AM »
One can only hope that moron will get on a plane to Saudi or Iran. 
Wake up call to follow.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2014, 09:18:57 AM »
Quote from: dogmush on March 19, 2014, 09:13:54 AM
Radfems are crazy, but that one seems to me to be poorly done satire.  Too much blatant racism for me to buy it.


I hope.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2014, 09:57:33 AM »
 :facepalm:

Someone is taking an article including the line "Anyone who doesn’t let loose and party in their twenties is probably not worthing even talking to. Like. Ever." seriously? It's supposedly written by some equivalent of a Valley-Girl/Party-Girl that went to a seminar, took a class on feminism or saw a documentary. Hopefully satire, but the real version does exist on some college campuses. More than one of my more sane lesbian friends wanted to choke them out while screaming "FEMINISM IS NOT A FASHION FAD, YOU %(%$# MORON" or similar.

I've met some folks like this IRL. Ye fluffy gods and bunnies were they annoying. Thankfully they had the attention span of a squirrel on meth. Within a time frame of 15 minutes to a week, they'll be focusing on yoga, some weird diet, some crackpot hippy religion or meat is murder.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #7 on: March 19, 2014, 11:32:31 AM »
Quote from: RevDisk on March 19, 2014, 09:57:33 AM
:facepalm:

Someone is taking an article including the line "Anyone who doesn’t let loose and party in their twenties is probably not worthing even talking to. Like. Ever." seriously? It's supposedly written by some equivalent of a Valley-Girl/Party-Girl that went to a seminar, took a class on feminism or saw a documentary. Hopefully satire, but the real version does exist on some college campuses. More than one of my more sane lesbian friends wanted to choke them out while screaming "FEMINISM IS NOT A FASHION FAD, YOU %(%$# MORON" or similar.

I've met some folks like this IRL. Ye fluffy gods and bunnies were they annoying. Thankfully they had the attention span of a squirrel on meth. Within a time frame of 15 minutes to a week, they'll be focusing on yoga, some weird diet, some crackpot hippy religion or meat is murder.
Well, it is. Tasty, delicious murder.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2014, 01:16:19 PM »
Quote from: Viking on March 19, 2014, 11:32:31 AM
Well, it is. Tasty, delicious murder.
Signed,
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That would be a great name for a Khorne worshipping Chaos Marine.

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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2014, 01:48:59 PM »
Met women like that.  Men can do no right.  Vibrators can do no wrong.

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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2014, 02:00:34 PM »
Given the number of "PiV is rape" radfems out there, I'd say the satire fails for not being extreme enough.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2014, 02:34:25 PM »
Quote from: Balog on March 19, 2014, 01:16:19 PM
That would be a great name for a Khorne worshipping Chaos Marine.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! AND THROW SOME STEAK ON THE GRILL!
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2014, 05:39:26 PM »
Quote from: grampster on March 19, 2014, 09:16:53 AM
One can only hope that moron will get on a plane to Saudi or Iran. 
Wake up call to follow.


This ^

Maybe I enjoy schadenfreude more than the next guy though.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2014, 05:44:16 PM »
I don't recall any "suffragists" who died in the US.  Were there any martyrs at all in Western Nations over women's suffrage? 


Regarding Muslim coutries, liberals won't mess with Islam.  They won't actually mess with people they actually beleive might hurt them.  Stockholm syndrome or something. 
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2014, 07:25:21 PM »
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #15 on: March 19, 2014, 08:27:02 PM »
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Women’s studies is not just a college course, it’s a way of life. You learn so much about yourself and the sometimes, frankly, evil society that we live in. You will graduate a knowledgable unafraid young woman who will see the world through a warm and loving lens of social justice.

Gotta be satire.  Please lord, let it be satire!  BTW, knowledgeable is spelled wrong.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #16 on: March 19, 2014, 09:18:38 PM »
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Women’s studies is not just a college course, it’s a way of life. You learn so much about yourself and the sometimes, frankly, evil society that we live in. You will graduate a knowledgable unafraid young woman who will see the world through a warm and loving lens of social justice.


Learning that society is evil makes you unafraid  ???

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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #17 on: March 19, 2014, 09:50:29 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on March 19, 2014, 01:48:59 PM
Met women like that.  Men can do no right.  Vibrators can do no wrong.



well, the second part is true...
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #18 on: March 20, 2014, 10:57:43 AM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on March 19, 2014, 09:50:29 PM
well, the second part is true...

Been goin' on a year now?   :lol:
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #19 on: March 20, 2014, 11:33:52 AM »
Much of today's culture is beyond parody.
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #20 on: March 20, 2014, 12:59:52 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on March 19, 2014, 05:44:16 PM
I don't recall any "suffragists" who died in the US.  Were there any martyrs at all in Western Nations over women's suffrage?  

You don't remember the Sufferagettisters Massacres of 1904, 1912, and 1916 ??

Did you not take any Wmyn's Studies classes?  You must be another one of those penis-wielding shitlord rapists.


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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #21 on: March 20, 2014, 01:18:54 PM »
I seem to recall some prosecution/persecution under the great wise benevolent Woodrow Wilson  ???
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Re: Or else the suffragists will have died in vain.
« Reply #22 on: March 20, 2014, 01:22:58 PM »
I wonder if anyone's tried the "End Women's Suffrage" prank on change.org or the white house petition website instead of just going around college campuses with a video camera and a clipboard.
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