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You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« on: May 23, 2014, 10:27:52 AM »
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2014, 10:33:05 AM »
He has predicted 43 of the last 2 major disasters.  And none of the big ones he got right.

Just goes to show that politicized science is nothing better than a wonky cult.
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2014, 10:46:48 AM »
When a guy is so consistently WRONG over a period of decades, why does anyone pay attention to him any more? I mean, other than as a source of comic relief?
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #3 on: May 23, 2014, 10:59:18 AM »
If the S ever HTF I was already planning on eating my neighbors.
Ahead of the curve?
 ;)
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #4 on: May 23, 2014, 11:01:02 AM »
Quote from: onions! on May 23, 2014, 10:59:18 AM
If the S ever HTF I was already planning on eating my neighbors.
Ahead of the curve?
 ;)

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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #5 on: May 23, 2014, 01:04:40 PM »
Quote from: onions! on May 23, 2014, 10:59:18 AM
If the S ever HTF I was already planning on eating my neighbors.
Ahead of the curve?
 ;)

Somehow that statement along with the 'Onions!' scren name is either disturbing or hilarious, I can't decide which.  :P
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2014, 01:37:30 PM »
Quote from: brimic on May 23, 2014, 01:04:40 PM
Somehow that statement along with the 'Onions!' scren name is either disturbing or hilarious, I can't decide which.  :P

I make sure to keep lots of charcoal and BBQ sauce ready to go! =)
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #7 on: May 23, 2014, 08:19:30 PM »
We already froze and starved to death from the ice age that he predicted back in the 1970s.
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #8 on: May 23, 2014, 08:27:57 PM »
Quote from: onions! on May 23, 2014, 10:59:18 AM
If the S ever HTF I was already planning on eating my neighbors.
Ahead of the curve?
 ;)

No need to wait for them to die of whatever-the-consequences-are - they lose all that delicious fat when that happens.

stay safe.
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2014, 08:34:09 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on May 23, 2014, 08:27:57 PM
No need to wait for them to die of whatever-the-consequences-are - they lose all that delicious fat when that happens.

stay safe.

Most of them are pretty plump.I just need a way to keep them calm.Don't want stress/adrenaline to taint the chops.
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2014, 11:34:08 PM »
He (and the rest of his alarmist leftist ilk) should be taken as seriously as the Mayans and those preachers that predict the world will end on X date.  
« Last Edit: May 26, 2014, 11:10:28 PM by scout26 »
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2014, 12:13:43 AM »
 Paul Ehrlich is still alive? ???  How old is he.... like @ 101? >:D
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2014, 07:57:31 AM »
Is there hot sauce at least?
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That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2014, 08:28:49 AM »
You bunch of sick bastards! I love each and every one of you!  =D
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2014, 10:10:15 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on May 23, 2014, 11:34:08 PM
He (and the rest of his alarmist leftist ilk) should be taken as seriously as the Mayans and those preachers that predict the world will on X date. 



I saw stuff like this at B&N, just up through Dec. 2012.
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2014, 10:45:47 AM »
Quote from: lupinus on May 24, 2014, 07:57:31 AM
Is there hot sauce at least?
French fries, broccoli, horseradish sauce. Also parsnip.
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #16 on: May 24, 2014, 11:12:44 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on May 23, 2014, 11:34:08 PM
He (and the rest of his alarmist leftist ilk) should be taken as seriously as the Mayans and those preachers that predict the world will on X date. 

 Everyone knows the world will end on ZEE date.
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #17 on: May 24, 2014, 11:17:27 PM »
I would like to ask all of you to watch your diets.  Try to avoid eating things that can make for a gamey taste.
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #18 on: May 24, 2014, 11:44:26 PM »
Quote from: 41magsnub on May 24, 2014, 11:17:27 PM
I would like to ask all of you to watch your diets.  Try to avoid eating things that can make for a gamey taste.
Gamey and tough, so the athletes get a pass. Better to stick the more marbled ones.
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Quote from: MicroBalrog on March 20, 2015, 03:39:21 AM
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.

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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #19 on: May 25, 2014, 12:03:30 AM »
Quote from: onions! on May 23, 2014, 08:34:09 PM
Most of them are pretty plump.I just need a way to keep them calm.Don't want stress/adrenaline to taint the chops.

Enough ketchup and you can eat almost anything
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #20 on: May 25, 2014, 12:29:10 AM »
Protein is protein.

But he's no Stradamus.
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #21 on: May 25, 2014, 08:32:08 AM »
Quote from: HankB on May 23, 2014, 10:46:48 AM
When a guy is so consistently WRONG over a period of decades, why does anyone pay attention to him any more? I mean, other than as a source of comic relief?

Its like flipping a coin, getting so many wrong answers is just as predictive as getting them all right.  Maybe we should assume any disaster he does predict won't happen, and this free up resources/worry on the others :)

I kid of course
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #22 on: May 25, 2014, 03:20:35 PM »
Quote from: 41magsnub on May 24, 2014, 11:17:27 PM
I would like to ask all of you to watch your diets.  Try to avoid eating things that can make for a gamey taste.

I think I will try some of those extra hot Mexican peppers ......  >:D =D
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #23 on: May 25, 2014, 07:13:31 PM »
Quote from: TommyGunn on May 25, 2014, 03:20:35 PM
I think I will try some of those extra hot Mexican peppers ......  >:D =D

Marinated long pork - YUM!

stay safe.
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Re: You'll Have to Eat Your Dead!
« Reply #24 on: May 25, 2014, 07:32:53 PM »
Quote from: onions! on May 23, 2014, 08:34:09 PM
Most of them are pretty plump.I just need a way to keep them calm.Don't want stress/adrenaline to taint the chops.

I read somewhere that nitrogen might be what you seek.
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