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For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your panacea!
« on: July 20, 2014, 11:28:28 AM »
I got this in an email today. Great news!

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You wanted to get bake to normal and forget about your o.bes.ity by a wave of a magic wand?

Los Angeles Times | July 19, 2014 | 03:30 PM
Ok, hopeless-fat losers! This is the time of your lives! Revolutionary pharmaceutical laboratories have invented a real panacea for you. Eat at pleasure and los.e we,i.ght round the clock! The results are stunning - you become up to 30-pounds slim.m.e,r every month!

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Re: For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your panacea!
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2014, 01:15:05 PM »
Panacea? How does fancy Eye-talian ham help me lose weight?
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Re: For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your panacea!
« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2014, 01:27:21 PM »
But all my fat is full of hope.  What do they have for me?

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Re: For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your panacea!
« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2014, 02:27:45 PM »
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Re: For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your panacea!
« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2014, 04:38:13 PM »
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For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your pancreas!

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Re: For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your panacea!
« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2014, 08:55:47 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on July 20, 2014, 01:15:05 PM
Panacea? How does fancy Eye-talian ham help me lose weight?

Pancetta? Fancy Italian bacon?
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Re: For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your panacea!
« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2014, 10:10:06 PM »
I first read it as pancreas.
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Re: For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your panacea!
« Reply #7 on: July 21, 2014, 07:09:54 AM »
Quote from: charby on July 20, 2014, 08:55:47 PM
Pancetta? Fancy Italian bacon?

Is joke. Yes.
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Re: For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your panacea!
« Reply #8 on: July 21, 2014, 07:45:09 AM »
Quote from: Fly320s on July 21, 2014, 07:09:54 AM
Is joke. Yes.

No joke if you are on the Atkins diet. :)
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Re: For those of you suffering from weight problems, here's your panacea!
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2014, 04:08:04 PM »
All of your fats belong to us.
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