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Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« on: September 05, 2014, 02:34:18 PM »
I generally do not laugh at the misery and misfortune of others... but this video of a man in a sinking kayak has proved to be exceptional.
His misery is as pure as his incompetence; which makes it utterly deserved from my reckoning. 

http://youtu.be/N3WeXGmqYsE
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2014, 02:45:48 PM »
At first I thought it was going to be a commercial for that sealant with the cannon holes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17zyezuw07U

But noooo, and the worst case of acting overacting I ever saw.

(Not affiliated with that product, I just thought the commercial was cool.)

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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2014, 02:50:46 PM »
I would have left him there . . . .
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2014, 02:52:54 PM »
Quote from: fifth_column on September 05, 2014, 02:50:46 PM
I would have left him there . . . .

Me too.  He is such a whiny bitch.  My 3-year old daughter is tougher than he is.
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2014, 02:54:01 PM »
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I would have left him there . . . .

Well, I guess she did.  So now at last she's free to date Rock Steeltimber, the college's football hero.
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2014, 02:57:23 PM »
And you think he has a man card to be revoked.......why?



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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2014, 02:58:28 PM »
Quote from: BobR on September 05, 2014, 02:57:23 PM
And you think he has a man card to be revoked.......why?



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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2014, 03:19:30 PM »
Quote from: fifth_column on September 05, 2014, 02:50:46 PM
I would have left him there . . . .

About 12 seconds in: "Sarrraaaaah, help Me!'
"Nope"

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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2014, 04:34:52 PM »
Probably staged. In any case, "LEAVE MAX ALONE!"
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2014, 04:59:23 PM »
I don't want to live in the same world with someone like that. Please tell me it wasn't real. :'(
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2014, 05:06:03 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on September 05, 2014, 04:59:23 PM
I don't want to live in the same world with someone like that. Please tell me it wasn't real. :'(

I know exactly how you feel.  Unfortunately I have witnessed enough such behavior to believe it was real.  I quit watching after about 15 seconds. . . .
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2014, 05:14:55 PM »
Quote from: fifth_column on September 05, 2014, 05:06:03 PM
Unfortunately I have witnessed enough such behavior to believe it was real. 

You have also seen enough spoof videos to believe it may have been fur the lulz.
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2014, 05:29:38 PM »
Quote from: fistful on September 05, 2014, 05:14:55 PM
You have also seen enough spoof videos to believe it may have been fur the lulz.

Which brings me back to my "belief soap box."  Belief and reality may coincide, but only coincidentally . . .

Either way the kid is annoying.
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2014, 07:13:40 PM »
Quote from: BobR on September 05, 2014, 02:57:23 PM
And you think he has a man card to be revoked.......why?



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Obviously never issued one.   Which is why I think that Sarah has the balls in that relationship.
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2014, 07:16:08 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on September 05, 2014, 07:13:40 PM
Obviously never issued one.   Which is why I think that Sarah has the balls in that relationship.


I doubt there is a relationship there.  I think Max prefers the home team.
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #15 on: September 05, 2014, 08:25:22 PM »
Crying like a slapped ISIL-ist.
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #16 on: September 05, 2014, 08:35:51 PM »
Well, I thought it was obviously faked, which is why I made the remark about overacting. But at first I thought it was a commercial for that sealant.

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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2014, 09:47:33 AM »
Hmmm...thinking it's real.  Unfortunately, I have run into people creatures like that before.  To me its behavior was so spot on that it was either real or an Oscar-worthy performance.  Also, its female companion sounded like she was reacting to its plight in a genuine fashion.  It didn't sound like she was acting to me.

ETA:  Just had a thought.  Is this how our Dear Leader would behave if his kayak were sinking and he didn't have the SS around to help him?
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2014, 11:13:43 AM »
I'd bet money this was staged, and the guy isn't that much of a wimp. Well, maybe he is, but in this he's just acting.
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2014, 12:01:59 PM »
I'd like to slap him! like the little bitch he is
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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2014, 12:03:19 PM »
Sadly I think it's real.  Based on some of the creatures I've encountered. At best he might be high accentuating his feebleness


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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2014, 04:08:21 PM »
Reeds visible -- how deep's the water where Whiny Max is floundering?   Possible he could have walked out?

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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2014, 05:09:59 PM »
Quote from: cassandra and sara's daddy on September 06, 2014, 12:03:19 PM
Sadly I think it's real.  Based on some of the creatures I've encountered. At best he might be high accentuating his feebleness


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I agree. He wasn't acting.
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« Reply #23 on: September 06, 2014, 05:46:53 PM »
I have hired guys like that, often friends kids, to work construction. Some don't make it to lunch


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Re: Max Gets His Mancard Revoked
« Reply #24 on: September 06, 2014, 07:17:35 PM »
Quote from: lee n. field on September 06, 2014, 04:08:21 PM
Reeds visible -- how deep's the water where Whiny Max is floundering?   Possible he could have walked out?



But that would require his feet to touch the icky things that live in the slime on the bottom!!
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