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wmenorr67

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Death Wish
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:23:52 PM »
http://features.aol.com/video/man-willingly-get-eaten-anaconda?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058

Dude plans on being eaten alive by an anaconda.  Just may have to watch this just for the oh *expletive deleted*it factor when the snake kills him.
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Re: Death Wish
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2014, 01:32:28 PM »
Me thinks this is not really going to happen, he may let it swallow his arm or something. If he does get eaten do we wait until the snake takes a dump to retrieve his body, or cut the snake open on TV. I prefer poking through the poop, but I don't think that will pass. ;)

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eta: maybe that is answered in the video, I can't see it at work.
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Re: Death Wish
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2014, 01:37:26 PM »
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Re: Death Wish
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2014, 02:22:19 PM »
Finding a snake that physically large enough to accommodate the shoulders of an adult,Western male should be an adventure in itself.

That someone would pull a stunt like that and have the very real possibility of killing the animal for some video sensationalism sickens me.

Oddly perhaps,I'd be all for a People of Walmart vs.Crocosaurus video.
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Re: Death Wish
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2014, 03:02:33 PM »
Me thinks human will lose out on this one if it gets that far.  Snake will crush him to death while suffocating.
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Re: Death Wish
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2014, 03:46:59 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on November 06, 2014, 03:02:33 PM
Me thinks human will lose out on this one if it gets that far.  Snake will crush him to death while suffocating.

I saw a snippet of this on GMA, he was wearing some sort of armored suit with a safety cord w/life support.
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Re: Death Wish
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2014, 12:49:32 AM »
Quote from: charby on November 06, 2014, 03:46:59 PM
I saw a snippet of this on GMA, he was wearing some sort of armored suit with a safety cord w/life support.

This. The event has already happened, it just hasn't been aired yet. Guy and snake both survived.
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Re: Death Wish
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2014, 09:51:01 AM »
I was under the impression a big snake could ever swallow a typical human would be for it to constrict and crush all your bones first.
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Re: Death Wish
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2014, 07:27:12 PM »
Quote from: Ron on November 07, 2014, 09:51:01 AM
I was under the impression a big snake could ever swallow a typical human would be for it to constrict and crush all your bones first.

That's what the suit would be for, besides providing O2 and such.
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