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Perd Hapley

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"Are we married?"
« on: January 11, 2015, 01:07:04 AM »
Guy loses two years out of his memory.

http://www.news-gazette.com/news/local/2015-01-07/no-way-real.html

Talk about burying the lede. I think the big news here is that a guy asked his wife if they were married, and she didn't kill him right there.
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« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2015, 07:59:39 AM »
I was afraid it was going to be more in the line of Google Questions and somebody's sister.

Hope the guy makers it through this and can have a normal-ish life going forward, if not able to fill in that hole.

It's also a good time to remember that doctors practice medicine.

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« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2015, 08:51:40 AM »
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"It was the craziest thing," he said, "I remember his wife texting me and I thought 'there's no way this...
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« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2015, 12:01:14 PM »
Quote from: cordex on January 11, 2015, 08:51:40 AM
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"It was the craziest thing," he said, "I remember his wife texting me and I thought 'there's no way this..."
Show off.

If you were buds with someone famous/infamous folks expect you to remember that regardless of what else happened to your memory.  The seven-degrees-of-Kevin-Bacon celebrity worship thing in action.  And he's fallen for it himself.

Many people I know have the opposite of that syndrome - they deny ever having met me, even when shown pictures of us together.

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Re: "Are we married?"
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2015, 06:52:55 PM »
If I was the wife I'd have some fun with it. "Yes dear we are married but our love barely survived your tryst with that 50 year old big fella 3 houses down." That ought to make neighborhood BBQs awkward enough.
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