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Skinny Jeans
« on: January 23, 2015, 11:03:23 AM »
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« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2015, 01:47:44 PM »
I cannot believe i'm actually wanting to see "The People of WalMart" instead of that.

(Did anybody notice that in the paint segment they also had a subliminal for http://www.depend.com/the-great-american-try-on ?)

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« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2015, 01:59:39 PM »
Aren't you just happy that we live in a country where people can wear whatever they want and express themselves however they want to?

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2015, 02:09:16 PM »
Quote from: charby on January 23, 2015, 01:59:39 PM
Aren't you just happy that we live in a country where people can wear whatever they want and express themselves however they want to?

We like to make fun. God Bless America.



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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2015, 02:40:30 PM »
Quote from: Ben on January 23, 2015, 02:09:16 PM
We like to make fun. God Bless America.




Is that picture sort of like beating the earth with a stick?
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2015, 02:41:39 PM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on January 23, 2015, 02:40:30 PM
Is that picture sort of like beating the earth with a stick?

TAKE THAT EARTH!
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« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2015, 02:48:06 PM »
Quote from: Ben on January 23, 2015, 02:09:16 PM
We like to make fun. God Bless America.


We got that right also.
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2015, 04:26:40 PM »
Quote from: charby on January 23, 2015, 01:59:39 PM
Aren't you just happy that we live in a country where people can wear whatever they want and express themselves however they want to?



Extremely.

And we will ridicule them... mercilessly.
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2015, 04:36:56 PM »
I never understood guys in skinny jeans. As far as I'm aware, the only people who should wear such are REALLY skinny chicks (yes, the name is skinny jeans, no, ladies, that does not mean they make YOU skinny)

I always want to ask the guys that wear them if their dicks resemble pancakes.
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2015, 04:57:06 PM »
hell, I just learned that the 'hipster' look is dead.   I just can't keep up with fashion.   ;/

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/jun/22/end-of-the-hipster-flat-caps-and-beards
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2015, 05:16:40 PM »
Quote from: Mannlicher on January 23, 2015, 04:57:06 PM
hell, I just learned that the 'hipster' look is dead.   I just can't keep up with fashion.   ;/

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/2014/jun/22/end-of-the-hipster-flat-caps-and-beards

Nah the hipster look ain't dead. Plenty, plenty, plenty of hipsters around (unfortunately)

It's just that they will never admit to being a hipster.

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2015, 06:17:08 PM »
Quote from: charby on January 23, 2015, 01:59:39 PM
Aren't you just happy that we live in a country where people can wear whatever they want and express themselves however they want to?



We can still skinny jean shame them for dressing like 10 year old girls.
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2015, 06:18:46 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 23, 2015, 04:36:56 PM
I never understood guys in skinny jeans. As far as I'm aware, the only people who should wear such are REALLY skinny chicks (yes, the name is skinny jeans, no, ladies, that does not mean they make YOU skinny)

I always want to ask the guys that wear them if their dicks resemble pancakes.

Average sized womens can pull it off as long as the jeans are still sized appropriately. 
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #13 on: January 23, 2015, 06:27:20 PM »
Quote from: jamisjockey on January 23, 2015, 06:18:46 PM
Average sized womens can pull it off as long as the jeans are still sized appropriately. 

you do realize that size 8 and under is not actually "average", right?
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #14 on: January 23, 2015, 06:30:51 PM »
I remember when jeans first became loose, and even baggy (not saggy; that's something else entirely). Suddenly, my conventional jeans were "tight," and uncool.
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2015, 01:22:42 PM »
Quote from: charby on January 23, 2015, 01:59:39 PM
Aren't you just happy that we live in a country where people can wear whatever they want and express themselves however they want to?

Yes.  Very happy living in a country that allows such choices.  Yet highly disappointed that there are people who choose those choices.  Especially in public!   :lol:
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2015, 01:30:32 PM »
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Yet highly disappointed that there are people who choose those choices.

This. No dudes should be wearing skinny jeans. And nobody should be wearing pants halfway down their asses and flat brim oversize baseball caps.

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2015, 05:29:08 PM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on January 24, 2015, 01:30:32 PM
This. No dudes should be wearing skinny jeans. And nobody should be wearing pants halfway down their asses and flat brim oversize baseball caps.



Men in the 50's and 60's wore skinny jeans. Probably why hipsters like them.

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2015, 06:45:32 PM »
Pegged pants are not skinny jeans.  Not even poorly pegged by your girlfriend pegged pants.

Darned whippersnappers.

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2015, 06:50:18 PM »
How's that gonna mesh with the lumbersexual look?.....
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2015, 07:13:28 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on January 24, 2015, 06:45:32 PM
Pegged pants are not skinny jeans.  Not even poorly pegged by your girlfriend pegged pants.

Darned whippersnappers.

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Skinny jeans is just the new name for those pegged pants.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slim-fit_pants

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2015, 08:23:50 PM »
Quote from: charby on January 24, 2015, 05:29:08 PM
Men in the 50's and 60's wore skinny jeans. Probably why hipsters like them.



I know fashion trends are slow to reach Iowa, so I'm going to assume you simply have never actually seen someone wearing skinny jeans.

They fit WAY tighter than that. Like, Lycra yoga pants tight.  [barf]
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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2015, 08:52:14 PM »
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They fit WAY tighter than that. Like, Lycra yoga pants tight. 



Completely different than the pants the guy Charby posted is wearing.





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« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2015, 08:58:06 PM »
They get even tighter than that, which is one of the reasons the video was so amusing.

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Re: Skinny Jeans
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2015, 09:00:46 PM »
Wouldn't a lot of guys be embarrassed at having stick legs like that?  

I am not sure I have ever actually seen a guy wearing skinny jeans.  I am happy about that.
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