I did not believe what I read upthread, I thought it was a joke/onion deal.
That pooch got screwed, nice & thorough-like. No quick wham-bam-thank-you-Fluffy. Dude bought Fluffy a nice dinner, plied her with wine, some heavy petting--all the while Barry White plays in the background.
Having now seen it, I would like to see another article, maybe dated the next day, where it turns out the LEO's superior officer beat him to death with the AR15 to the acclaim of the town constabulary.