Burt Reynolds: Hey. Hey, ah.. check out the podium. Look at this.
Alex Trebek: Mr. Reynolds has apparently changed his name to "Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: Yeah, that's right. Turd Ferguson. It's a funny name.
[later, Burt Reynolds buzzes in]
Alex Trebek: Burt Reynolds.
Burt Reynolds: That's not my name.
Alex Trebek: Okay. Turd Ferguson.
Burt Reynolds: [ laughs ] Yeah, what do ya want?
Alex Trebek: You buzzed in!
Burt Reynolds: No I didn't.
Alex Trebek: Yes you did!
Burt Reynolds: Yeah, well, that's your opinion.
Alex Trebek: I hate my job. The answer was "mustard". Mustard is made from mustard seeds. Mr. Reynolds, it's still your board.
Burt Reynolds: Yeah well, why don't you give me, ah.. why don'tcha give me Ape Tit for $200...
I love that skit.