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The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« on: April 10, 2015, 03:15:22 PM »
http://jalopnik.com/how-to-pee-in-your-car-and-keep-your-pants-dry-1658903998

This requires levels of dedication that I do not possess.
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2015, 03:25:47 PM »
I guess there are no Buc-ee's convenience stores in that guy's area. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buc-Ee%27s
They missed my favorite billboard ad:  "50% off Ladies Swim Suits".   =)
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #2 on: April 10, 2015, 03:37:05 PM »
Doesn't he understand the concept of traveling cross-country by driving from one McDonald's to the next?
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #3 on: April 10, 2015, 03:54:06 PM »
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #4 on: April 10, 2015, 04:04:49 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on April 10, 2015, 03:15:22 PM
http://jalopnik.com/how-to-pee-in-your-car-and-keep-your-pants-dry-1658903998

This requires levels of dedication that I do not possess.

Why mess with a catch bottle?  Run the hose through a hole in the floor.
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #5 on: April 10, 2015, 04:41:29 PM »
Quote from: lee n. field on April 10, 2015, 04:04:49 PM
Why mess with a catch bottle?  Run the hose through a hole in the floor.

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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #6 on: April 10, 2015, 05:11:19 PM »
If you shrink at the though of duct tape there, medical science (at low, low Obamacare pricing) has your answer

http://www.elderstore.com/retracted-penis-pouch.aspx

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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #7 on: April 10, 2015, 05:20:35 PM »
"Retracted Penis Pouch" would be an excellent name for a band.
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #8 on: April 10, 2015, 05:37:08 PM »
Heh, he went through a lot of needless work to make his own texas catheter. Or just get this one if you wanna be fancy
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #9 on: April 10, 2015, 06:14:53 PM »
I learn so many stupid things here.
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #10 on: April 10, 2015, 07:24:33 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on April 10, 2015, 05:37:08 PM
Heh, he went through a lot of needless work to make his own texas catheter. Or just get this one if you wanna be fancy
wtf? That's like a strapon with a pee bag attachment.
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #11 on: April 10, 2015, 07:59:34 PM »
Quote from: brimic on April 10, 2015, 07:24:33 PM
wtf? That's like a strapon with a pee bag attachment.
Well if you wanna go the multi purpose route I'm certainly not going to stop you.
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #12 on: April 10, 2015, 08:11:58 PM »
There are people who cut holes in the floor of their vehicles and piss and *expletive deleted*it through them (often truckers). There are also people who just *expletive deleted*it and piss on the seats out of sheer laziness.

Such people ought to be shot.








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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2015, 08:17:27 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on April 10, 2015, 05:37:08 PM
Or just get this one if you wanna be fancy

Does anyone else find the terminology "wearable urinal" to be more than a little off-putting?
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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2015, 08:47:07 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on April 10, 2015, 05:37:08 PM
Heh, he went through a lot of needless work to make his own texas catheter. Or just get this one if you wanna be fancy

Duro-Med Portable Wearable Men's Urinal, One Size Fits Most

Define "most".

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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2015, 09:11:11 PM »
Didn't they put relief tubes in fighter planes?  Led to a joke I heard a long time ago when the pilot reported to his crew chief that the relief tube was too short.

Response on the repair report was , "Relief tube OK.  Pilot too short."
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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2015, 09:26:02 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on April 10, 2015, 09:11:11 PM
Didn't they put relief tubes in fighter planes?  Led to a joke I heard a long time ago when the pilot reported to his crew chief that the relief tube was too short.

Response on the repair report was , "Relief tube OK.  Pilot too short."

Never heard of them in single/two seaters.  Transports and suchlike had a tube (somewhere in the back end) with a stopper and a funnel that fit inside the tube afer the stopper was removed.  Tube passed from the inside to the outside.  Depending on height AGL and relative wind speed there were risks of frostbite and/or some sort of venturi suction.

Thinking more about the fighters - the modern ones (those with less than 2 wings and the single wing mounted at the midline as opposed to at the top of the fusealage) there might have been some sort of relief system.  Sounds like your pilot might have been a grower.

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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2015, 09:49:22 PM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on April 10, 2015, 08:11:58 PM
There are people who cut holes in the floor of their vehicles and piss and *expletive deleted*it through them (often truckers). There are also people who just *expletive deleted*it and piss on the seats out of sheer laziness.

Such people ought to be shot.

http://www.examiner.com/article/rolls-royce-vignale-special-first-car-with-toilet

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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #18 on: April 11, 2015, 03:30:50 AM »
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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: The best (?) way to drive and pee at the same time
« Reply #19 on: April 11, 2015, 09:27:34 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on April 11, 2015, 03:30:50 AM
For the ladies:

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Quote from: MicroBalrog on March 20, 2015, 03:39:21 AM
That is all. *expletive deleted*ck you all, eat *expletive deleted*it, and die in a fire. I have considered writing here a long parting section dedicated to each poster, but I have decided, at length, against it. *expletive deleted*ck you all and Hail Satan.
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