"science" once again makes me happy

[vaskidmark]

http://authoritynutrition.com/how-coffee-makes-you-live-longer/

Coffee is one of the healthiest beverages on the planet.

It is more than just dark-colored liquid with caffeine… coffee actually contains hundreds of different compounds, some of which have important health benefits.

Several massive studies have now shown that the people who drink the most coffee live longer and have a reduced risk of diseases like Alzheimer’s and diabetes.

Now if science would just tell us what food gives us the penis of a sperm whale and the stamina of a male antechinuses, but more than once.  http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/new-species-marsupial-has-sex-until-it-dies

stay safe.

[Devonai]

Whale penis?  That one's easy.

http://www.angryflower.com/551.html

[230RN]

Reminds me of the old joke about defending how much coffee you drink:

"Ah, but Voltaire drank 20 cups of coffee a day and lived until he was 80... oh wait... maybe it was 80 cups a day and he lived until he was 20...?"

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