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Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« on: May 06, 2015, 11:08:40 AM »
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2015, 11:47:52 AM »
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2015, 12:06:47 PM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on May 06, 2015, 11:47:52 AM
That's a lot of crazy for not nearly enough hot.

For sure.
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2015, 01:05:29 PM »
Product of the meth issue/problem here in Oklahoma
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« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2015, 01:13:22 PM »
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The Tulsa World reported that Sims pleaded guilty to assault and battery on April 15 after accepting a plea deal in a child neglect case. She received an 18-month deferred sentence.

Do online dating services include this in determining who would make a good match?

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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2015, 01:42:10 PM »
Weird eyes, too.  I am assuming that is purplish makeup around them.
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2015, 02:48:57 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on May 06, 2015, 01:42:10 PM
Weird eyes, too.  I am assuming that is purplish makeup around them.

Color temp settings on the camera are out of whack.

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« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2015, 03:06:12 PM »
She fails the matrix. Fails it hard.
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2015, 03:30:13 PM »
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Shaynna Sims, 26, faces a misdemeanor complaint of illegal dissection


There's a actual law on that?
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Re: Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2015, 03:37:22 PM »
Quote from: jim in anchorage on May 06, 2015, 03:30:13 PM

There's a actual law on that?
Of corpse.
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Re: Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2015, 03:40:22 PM »
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2015, 04:10:13 PM »
I would imagine a lot of jurisdictions have laws against desicrating a body if nothing else.
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2015, 04:20:04 PM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on May 06, 2015, 11:47:52 AM
That's a lot of crazy for not nearly enough hot.

Not seeing the picture, which is probably just as well.
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2015, 07:28:55 PM »
I don't understand about the jewelry.

Was she stealing it off the corpse? Or was the funerally stuff over and the jewelry was being taken back rather than get incinerated or something? And why would a guys girlfriend be responsible for that sort of thing for his dead ex?

I don't get it.

All I can say is "dude, dump that crazy bitch. The sex can't possibly be that good."
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2015, 07:32:41 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on May 06, 2015, 02:48:57 PM
Color temp settings on the camera are out of whack.

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Oh no. The color temps are exactly right. She's another one of the aliens among us.
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2015, 12:21:18 AM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on May 06, 2015, 11:47:52 AM
That's a lot of crazy for not nearly enough hot.

Maybe she was pissed because the dead girlfriend was still better looking than her!!!!  :O


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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #16 on: May 08, 2015, 06:48:49 AM »
http://www.newson6.com/story/29009378/alleged-corpse-attacker-caught-on-video-harassing-another-woman

Update on the crazy bitch.  Shows why she was already on probation I believe.  Uses a baby as a weapon.
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #17 on: May 15, 2015, 08:35:10 AM »
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #18 on: May 15, 2015, 09:46:26 AM »
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #19 on: May 15, 2015, 04:00:08 PM »
Yep, she's turned the crazy up to 11+.
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #20 on: May 15, 2015, 05:13:39 PM »
Quote from: scout26 on May 15, 2015, 04:00:08 PM
Yep, she's turned the crazy up to 11+.

Hopefully she has some sort of talent that makes up for it.
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #21 on: May 15, 2015, 05:35:19 PM »
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #22 on: May 15, 2015, 06:49:12 PM »
Quote from: KD5NRH on May 15, 2015, 05:13:39 PM
Hopefully she has some sort of talent that makes up for it.

Short of 'raising the dead', what talent would be worth that?
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #23 on: May 15, 2015, 08:02:37 PM »
I thought the picture of the girlfriend was the corpse.  Scary.
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Re: Man's Girlfriend Slashes Face of His Dead Wife
« Reply #24 on: May 15, 2015, 11:02:13 PM »
And even after threatening the deceased woman's kids she is out on bail. :facepalm:

I'm pretty sure the actual clinical name for her problem is "Batshit Crazy".
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