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Perd Hapley

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Bring it on.
« on: May 11, 2015, 01:51:52 PM »
ISIS claims they've scheduled an attack in about ten minutes.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2015, 01:54:03 PM »
Well, whether it comes off or not, still your fault... ;)
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2015, 01:57:00 PM »
waiting.....
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2015, 01:57:13 PM »
*grabs lawn chair and video camera...*

[popcorn]

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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2015, 02:22:13 PM »
Nothing?
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2015, 02:29:06 PM »
Quote from: brimic on May 11, 2015, 02:22:13 PM
Nothing?

Well, an ambulance just drove past my work...

Of course, it just did the little light flash as it went through a stop sign- definitely not screaming at highest urgency.

So, I'm betting that's not it.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2015, 02:29:31 PM »
Quote from: brimic on May 11, 2015, 02:22:13 PM
Nothing?

Facebook is still up, I'm calling FAIL!
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2015, 03:04:10 PM »
Was it supposed to be here in the States?
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2015, 03:06:13 PM »
Quote from: charby on May 11, 2015, 02:29:31 PM
Facebook is still up, I'm calling FAIL!

If ISIS jihads facebook, I may have to reevaluate my opinion of them.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2015, 03:07:32 PM »
Quote from: fistful on May 11, 2015, 03:06:13 PM
If ISIS jihads facebook, I may have to reevaluate my opinion of them.

That would cause epic panic in the US.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2015, 04:06:23 PM »
Not only did I not get the memo in a timely manner, but by the time I became aware of it there seems to be evidence that someone was just trying to see how many folks would panic.

And fisty - the head of DHS has been all over the place for the last week bemoaning the fact that ISIL/ISIS/IS-NOT starts out by contacting folks via broadcast Facebook messages and then, when more than morbid interest is shown they move to encrypted messaging that NSA seems unable to track/decipher.

Does anybody know how I can send a friend request to ISIL/ISIS/IS-NOT so I can get these warnings on a timely basis?

stay safe.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2015, 04:28:08 PM »
Quote from: charby on May 11, 2015, 03:07:32 PM
That would cause epic panic in the US.

I should have said if they brought down facebook.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2015, 04:59:49 PM »
Quote from: charby on May 11, 2015, 04:28:08 PM
I should have said if they brought down facebook.

They want to take down facebook? Where do I send a donation? >:D
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #13 on: May 11, 2015, 05:02:50 PM »
For the guys who've been to the sandbox... come on, did anything over in the ME ever happen "on time"?  =D
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #14 on: May 11, 2015, 08:33:11 PM »
Quote from: fistful on May 11, 2015, 01:51:52 PM
ISIS claims they've scheduled an attack in about ten minutes.


"Due to unforeseen technical issues beyond our control, this afternoon's scheduled attack has been replaced by a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Please stay tuned. Our regularly scheduled attack will resume as soon as the difficulties have been resolved."
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #15 on: May 11, 2015, 10:05:49 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 11, 2015, 08:33:11 PM
"Due to unforeseen technical issues beyond our control, this afternoon's scheduled attack has been replaced by a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Please stay tuned. Our regularly scheduled attack will resume as soon as the difficulties have been resolved."

The producers of said attack have  been sacked.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #16 on: May 11, 2015, 10:09:32 PM »
Quote from: Andiron on May 11, 2015, 10:05:49 PM
The producers of said attack have  been sacked.

Did a moose bite their sister?
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #17 on: May 11, 2015, 11:27:41 PM »
Stop it! Stop this sketch! It's silly.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #18 on: May 11, 2015, 11:35:38 PM »
10 min. Inshallah.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #19 on: May 11, 2015, 11:37:44 PM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 11, 2015, 08:33:11 PM
"Due to unforeseen technical issues beyond our control, this afternoon's scheduled attack has been replaced by a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Please stay tuned. Our regularly scheduled attack will resume as soon as the difficulties have been resolved."

If they really wanted disruption / terror, they should have aired "Heidi" instead of the Bugs Bunny cartoon.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #20 on: May 12, 2015, 12:48:13 AM »
OK. Slight thread drift.

Every time I see the title to this thread I think
https://youtu.be/IP6mF9YffvQ
 And I see fistful in a cheer leading uniform... The girls uniform, not the boys.

It's a bad mental picture.  [barf]
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #21 on: May 12, 2015, 01:20:18 AM »
Quote from: fistful on May 11, 2015, 11:27:41 PM
Stop it! Stop this sketch! It's silly.

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« Reply #22 on: May 12, 2015, 02:32:22 AM »
Quote from: Hawkmoon on May 11, 2015, 08:33:11 PM
"Due to unforeseen technical issues beyond our control, this afternoon's scheduled attack has been replaced by a Bugs Bunny cartoon. Please stay tuned. Our regularly scheduled attack will resume as soon as the difficulties have been resolved."

Where was the earth shattering kaboom?
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #23 on: May 12, 2015, 06:30:01 AM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on May 11, 2015, 05:02:50 PM
For the guys who've been to the sandbox... come on, did anything over in the ME ever happen "on time"?  =D

Depends on who is keeping time.
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Re: Bring it on.
« Reply #24 on: May 12, 2015, 07:31:58 AM »



DAMN, YOU, ISIS! GOD DAMN YOU TO HELL!
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