I'll drive a stake in the ground for Eduardo's in Richardson, Texas.
My wife shows me a coupon she got somewhere & I order:
Eduardo's: Eduardo's (heavy ethnic accent not easily placed...but could be Italian?)
jfruser: Hey, I got this coupon that says...
E: Yesyesyes, what do you want to order?
j: Two pizzas. The first one I want Canadian bacon & pineapple for my wife and on the ....
E: We doanna put pinapple on pizza. Or bacon.
j: Huh? What do you mean?
E: We only make Italian pizza.
j: OK. Then just one pepperoni & one sausage, but with LOTS of sauce. I want it to fall in my lap if I don't take care.
E: Righrrightright...You come in pick up in 20 minutes.
I pick up the pizzas & bring them home. Guess what? Just a normal amount of sauce, the ratfink. Then, we taste them. Whooee, boy! The best stinkin' traditional pizza I have eaten. We have yet to buy another pizza elsewhere since. Dude will only make pizza the way he wants to make it. We pay our money, drink a glass of STFU and eat.
Oh, the guy is Georgian, and I don't mean like Scarlett O'Hara..more like Eduard Shevardnadze. Eduard...Eduardo's? We joke about how he might be the Pizza Commie, like that guy on Sienfeld was the Soup Nazi. "No pizza for you, one year!"