Guy walks into a medical center, goes to the front desk and removes a jar from a paper bag. He sits the jar on the desk, and in the jar is the biggest, dryest bowel movement you can imagine. The shocked receptionist asks what she can do for him.
"I need to see the eye doctor", he says.
"Sir", she replies, " I believe you would be better off seeing our gastroenterologist.
"No," he insists, I must see an eye doctor."
Not wanting to argue, she directs him down the hall to the eye doctor's office. He enters the office, goes to the window, removes the jar with the biggest, dryest bowel movement you can imagine from the bag, and says, "I need to see the eye doctor."
The lady at the window tries to explain to him that it seems to her that he would be better served seeing the gastroenterologist. He does not agree, and argues that he MUST see the eye doctor. A line is forming, so to keep peace in the waiting room she takes him directly to an exam room to await the eye doctor.
A short time later, the eye doctor enters the exam room and asks the man what he can do for him. The man sets the bag on the table with all the ophthalmological instruments and devices. He pulls the jar with the biggest, dryest bowel movement there could ever possibly be out of the bag and holds it up for the eye doctor to see, and asks, "Doctor, why do my eyes water when I do this?"
