On the plus side i there's a chance for this to happen:
"Admiral, the enemy has thrown something into the water near our ship! Is it a mine?"
"It's a trap!"
Can we give them the UP, too? Pretty please?
What? No way, dude. For about a year I worked with an UP-per. The guy was one of the funniest, greatest people I've ever met. I assume they're all like that.