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Guy Fawkes would weep . . .
« on: November 09, 2006, 07:06:49 PM »
From the BBC (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/6132140.stm):

Last Updated: Thursday, 9 November 2006, 13:49 GMT

Backside firework prank backfires

A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.

Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

"He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area."

'Beyond belief'

Mr McDougal added: "Potentially it could have been a fatal incident.

"There's a lot of major blood vessels round that area, so infection would probably be a huge problem for him.

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as "beyond belief".

He said: "We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

"This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one."

Northumbria Police said they were aware of the incident, which happened in the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, but are understood not to be carrying out further inquiries.
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Re: Guy Fawkes would weep . . .
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2006, 07:16:59 PM »
Sounds like a stunt from Jackass the Movie gone bad.

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Re: Guy Fawkes would weep . . .
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2006, 09:13:23 PM »
If they hadn't outlawed guns, the Brits wouldn't have to resort to this for target practice.



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Re: Guy Fawkes would weep . . .
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2006, 11:05:09 PM »
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We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

Well, yeah, sure, but they should have passed some really strong laws against stupidity.
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Re: Guy Fawkes would weep . . .
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2006, 01:25:38 AM »
My guess is he was trying to impress the girls...
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Re: Guy Fawkes would weep . . .
« Reply #5 on: November 10, 2006, 01:45:27 AM »
hows does one get a rocket lodged IN your bum
when launching it FROM your bum?

mayhaps our intrepid astronaut had a failure to launch

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Re: Guy Fawkes would weep . . .
« Reply #6 on: November 10, 2006, 01:59:32 AM »
Harold, maybe it was the ultimate 'pucker factor' - particularly if one exchanges the first letters of those two words! Cheesy
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Re: Guy Fawkes would weep . . .
« Reply #7 on: November 10, 2006, 03:56:24 AM »
LMAO...

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