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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2015, 09:59:12 AM »
So why are handicapped crappers about four inches higher than reg'lar crappers?
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2015, 10:29:07 AM »
A relative of mine with some digestive issues swears by the concept, although he had a wooden one built.

I am not sure what it does that can't be replicated by leaning forward a little bit.

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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2015, 10:30:56 AM »
So why are handicapped crappers about four inches higher than reg'lar crappers?
It makes it easier to transfer to and from a wheelchair.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2015, 11:49:45 AM »
A relative of mine with some digestive issues swears by the concept, although he had a wooden one built.

I am not sure what it does that can't be replicated by leaning forward a little bit.

Leaning forward doesn't work.  The knees kneed to be above the hips for best results.

I also thought this was a joke item, butt now that I've thought about it, it makes sense.  Watching my two-year old fill her diaper seems to prove the concept.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2015, 12:35:26 PM »
Leaning forward doesn't work.  The knees kneed to be above the hips for best results.
From a body mechanics perspective, leaning forward puts the knees above the hips, doesn't it?

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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2015, 02:09:31 PM »
From a body mechanics perspective, leaning forward puts the knees above the hips, doesn't it?

Depends on how you orient the plane.  According to the video, the butt needs to stay vertical while the knees are raised.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2015, 02:47:03 PM »
So why are handicapped crappers about four inches higher than reg'lar crappers?
Aside from the wheelchair aspect mentioned by HeroHog, it also makes it easier for elderly or otherwise limited in mobility/strength folks to get on and off the crapper. Same reason they sell the riser rings to slap onto a regular toilet.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2015, 02:53:15 PM »
I would love to see the out-takes from that commercial...
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2015, 03:43:19 PM »
Very nice wooden ones, with painted duckies and puppies and kitty-cats can be had at most thrift stores for about $1.  I'll bet almost all of you used one to climb up to reach that giant cavernous hole at the top of the throne when you graduated from that little plastic potty.

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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2015, 04:03:13 PM »
Very nice wooden ones, with painted duckies and puppies and kitty-cats can be had at most thrift stores for about $1.  I'll bet almost all of you used one to climb up to reach that giant cavernous hole at the top of the throne when you graduated from that little plastic potty.

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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2015, 04:09:26 AM »
Aha!  Thanks yet again, HeroHog... seems like I've been saying that a lot lately.  You have such good, incisive, thorough answers,.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2015, 07:28:26 AM »
Aha!  Thanks yet again, HeroHog... seems like I've been saying that a lot lately.  You have such good, incisive, thorough answers,.

Most just settle for calling me a pedantic ahole...
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2015, 08:48:51 AM »
Most just settle for calling me a pedantic *expletive deleted*hole...

I prefer the term "APS Member".  It pretty well encompasses pedantic ahole.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2015, 08:58:31 PM »
I am not sure what it does that can't be replicated by leaning forward a little bit.

Leaning forward involves some changes in trajectory when the pooh isn't too solid-ish.

There can be issues.  I clean a few public restrooms on occasion.  Trust me.

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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #15 on: October 12, 2015, 07:14:54 PM »
During my backpacking trips, shitting in the woods in the more natural posture and using that time to "freshen up" with some warm water soapy water is SOP.

This has has led me to believe our toilets are not the best design.

I bet if I had a squatting toilet with bidet I would never go back to the standard toilet.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #16 on: October 12, 2015, 07:25:49 PM »
Although ive used a cheap wooden stool instead of that abomination, the principles behind it are sound. WAY better poop experience.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #17 on: October 12, 2015, 07:29:40 PM »
I really have nothing to add to this conversation, other than squatting to poop does seem to have some benefits, but can I just say...

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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #18 on: October 12, 2015, 07:45:12 PM »
Leaning forward involves some changes in trajectory when the pooh isn't too solid-ish.

There can be issues.  I clean a few public restrooms on occasion.  Trust me.
Well, leaning forward hardly seems necessary for times like that ...

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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #19 on: October 12, 2015, 07:59:00 PM »
Well, leaning forward hardly seems necessary for times like that ...

Right. Save the leaning forward for MSNBC.
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Re: Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #20 on: October 12, 2015, 08:27:32 PM »
Right. Save the leaning forward for MSNBC.
Appropriate considering that their ratings are in the toilet.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #21 on: October 12, 2015, 09:24:20 PM »
When pooping in the woods, the sapling you are holding onto as you lean back should be stout enough to bear your weight as gravity tends to provide surprises if it isn't.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #22 on: October 13, 2015, 12:55:40 AM »
Tried the whole squatting toilet thing on some of my business trips to Japan.  Maybe it's just me being all uncoordinated or something, but no thank you to the squatty toilet.
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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #23 on: October 13, 2015, 01:15:33 AM »
^^^^^

You should try a Korean squatter toilet while wearing a flight suit.....you want to feel uncoordinated, that pretty much tops the list for me.  :O



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Re: We should all run out and buy a Squatty Potty!
« Reply #24 on: October 13, 2015, 08:11:40 AM »
^^^^^

You should try a Korean squatter toilet while wearing a flight suit.....you want to feel uncoordinated, that pretty much tops the list for me.  :O



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