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Re: I learn something every day: the bra edition
« Reply #25 on: October 19, 2015, 06:26:28 PM »
Quote from: Jocassee on October 19, 2015, 05:10:28 PM
I imagine both sets of straps hold the weight. There is probably a mathematical formula to determine the ratio of each, dependent upon breast size and shape, that someone who is not me should research. And then report back.

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Re: I learn something every day: the bra edition
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2015, 06:40:08 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on October 19, 2015, 03:38:07 PM
Of course, the smart wife may start having "accidents" with your clothes shortly thereafter...

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Re: I learn something every day: the bra edition
« Reply #27 on: October 19, 2015, 06:55:23 PM »
I do the laundry.  If she wants special care for something, she is required to set it aside.

FTR I run the wife's bras through the dryer.
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Re: I learn something every day: the bra edition
« Reply #28 on: October 19, 2015, 07:06:41 PM »
Shoulder grooves from bra straps:





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Re: I learn something every day: the bra edition
« Reply #29 on: October 19, 2015, 08:01:23 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on October 19, 2015, 07:06:41 PM
Shoulder grooves from bra straps:







Where is the exemplar for an extremely large breast?   [ar15]
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Re: I learn something every day: the bra edition
« Reply #30 on: October 19, 2015, 08:12:10 PM »
A particular cartoon I read daily, Wapsi Square, has a VERY busty character that the author catches flack for because of her breast size. I have learned a lot about the issues large busted ladies (and some "men?" have with bra fittings from the comments. He apparently has well endowed friends/lovers with this problem.
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Re: I learn something every day: the bra edition
« Reply #31 on: October 19, 2015, 11:02:53 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on October 19, 2015, 05:12:45 PM
Sorry to bust the APS bra strap research committee before they even get started.

I see what you did there!  And I laughed.


Quote from: Firethorn on October 19, 2015, 04:03:13 PM
It's either that or the 'duty cycle' of the elastic in a bra is different than a waistband.

i.e. repetitive jiggle wear is harsher than static stretch.

Also, a few years ago I took Doggy Mommy (not to be confused with "Bitch") to a boutique known for fitting bras and catering to the local showgirls.  Did wonders for her.
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Re: I learn something every day: the bra edition
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2015, 11:25:52 AM »
Quote from: BobR on October 19, 2015, 06:26:05 PM
I tried to get a job as a bra fitter at Victoria's Secret using my medical background but I was still turned down. I am pretty sure it was discrimination because I walk with a limp!!   =D

Did you have the limp when you went in the place, or just after you left?
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« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2015, 03:59:16 PM »
I do the laundry at our house. I learned long ago that color is less important than fabric weight when it comes to sorting. And I can keep a shirt looking brand new even after five years of washing.

My wife's laundry techniques are.....disturbing....
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Re: I learn something every day: the bra edition
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2015, 04:03:46 PM »
Quote from: RocketMan on October 20, 2015, 11:25:52 AM
Did you have the limp when you went in the place, or just after you left?

The limp before, the black eyes and fat lip on the way out.  =(   =|   ;)


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