If I was actually pansy enough to care about microtriggeraggressingmakeythesadface crap, I think I would just become mute, because there is just no logic behind not hurting people's feelings any more.
Which actually does make me sad, because when I want to hurt someones feelings, I want to have to work for it, at least a little. This SJW BS is just too easy. Takes the whole challenge out of life.