Author Topic: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?  (Read 16396 times)

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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #25 on: February 23, 2016, 10:05:12 PM »
I gave up trying to find cheap jeans that fit, so I scour ebay for cheap prices on Levis.
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #26 on: February 23, 2016, 10:13:18 PM »
And I laugh at all of you.

Yoga pants are cheaper than jeans, seem to wear out at about the same pace where I work (and I wear black ones, so actually they don't look as bad from stains as quickly) are easy to get just about anywhere and don't have nearly the same kind of fit issues.

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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #27 on: March 02, 2016, 01:14:22 PM »
And I laugh at all of you.

Yoga pants are cheaper than jeans, seem to wear out at about the same pace where I work (and I wear black ones, so actually they don't look as bad from stains as quickly) are easy to get just about anywhere and don't have nearly the same kind of fit issues.

Sometimes it's good to be a girl.  :-*
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #28 on: March 02, 2016, 01:15:26 PM »
No one's demanded photographic proof yet? Odd.
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #29 on: March 02, 2016, 01:34:37 PM »
I was just thinking about buying more costco jeans, I do like them very much, too bad they don't have them anymore I guess.   =|
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #30 on: March 02, 2016, 02:30:35 PM »
Some people shouldn't wear yoga pants, I'm one of those some people.

Me, too.
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #31 on: March 02, 2016, 02:32:25 PM »
Some people shouldn't wear yoga pants, I'm one of those some people.

Just because you shouldn't, doesn't mean you can't  >:D
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #32 on: March 02, 2016, 02:45:21 PM »
No one's demanded photographic proof yet? Odd.

Of the jeans or the yoga pants?  And of who?  Please specify.
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #33 on: March 02, 2016, 02:56:28 PM »
Liz talked about her yoga pants over a week ago, and this thread was strangely silent since then...
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #34 on: March 02, 2016, 03:22:04 PM »
No one's demanded photographic proof yet? Odd.

Maybe everyone was being grown up enough to not need to see Liz in yoga pants.
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #35 on: March 02, 2016, 04:23:59 PM »
I am just trying to figure out why someone would take off their pants at Costco then lose them?   ???
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #36 on: March 02, 2016, 04:24:29 PM »
Just because you shouldn't, doesn't mean you can't  >:D
I need to find some fire retardant yoga pants to wear to work.   =D
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2016, 04:35:22 PM »
I am just trying to figure out why someone would take off their pants at Costco then lose them?   ???

There's no dressing rooms. Guys gotta do what a guys gotta do. :laugh:

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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2016, 06:08:42 PM »
Just because you shouldn't, doesn't mean you can't  >:D
I do have bike tights.
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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2016, 06:44:35 PM »
Maybe everyone was being grown up enough to not need to see Liz in yoga pants.


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Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2016, 06:58:12 PM »
Some people shouldn't wear yoga pants, I'm one of those some people.

Bah. I'm one of those some people. Dogs don't care and neither do I.  :P


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Re: Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #41 on: March 02, 2016, 07:41:32 PM »
Maybe everyone was being grown up enough to not need to see Liz in yoga pants.
If Liz wants to post a pic of her not wearing pants, who am I to object?.....
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Re: Re: Dammit Costco, Where Are My Jeans?
« Reply #42 on: March 02, 2016, 07:47:12 PM »
If Liz wants to post a pic of her not wearing pants, who am I to object?.....

You do realize that leaves me a lot of room on any literal interpretation, and none of it involves naked, right?
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« Reply #43 on: March 02, 2016, 08:10:30 PM »
You do realize that leaves me a lot of room on any literal interpretation, and none of it involves naked, right?
Did I say anything about nekkid? That came from your mind and yours alone, you brazen exhibitionist.....

.....and, if you did post your nekkid pics here, I would write a strongly-worded letter to Oleg Volk demanding that he intervene immediately.....with appropriate lighting and shutter speed.
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« Reply #44 on: March 02, 2016, 08:22:12 PM »
Did I say anything about nekkid? That came from your mind and yours alone, you brazen exhibitionist.....

.....and, if you did post your nekkid pics here, I would write a strongly-worded letter to Oleg Volk demanding that he intervene immediately.....with appropriate lighting and shutter speed.

Your claims of innocence do not fool me.

and even for Oleg I would not be posing nude, no matter how tasteful.  :P
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« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2016, 07:53:23 PM »
and even for Oleg I would not be posing nude, no matter how tasteful.  :P

Oleg works in mysterious ways.....
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