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And Officer Friendly was waiting right there when the guy walked out through the opening he had just created. It kaes a special kind of idiot to pull a stunt like that when you know the police are standing right there to watch the whole thing.
When you read this quote
"It's not clear if he has an attorney."
in the story...you just KNOW this is going to be the guy that represents himself in court. Pay a lawyer? "No, no...too expensive". Accept a FREE lawyer? "No, no, I got this *expletive deleted*it..."
"Oh, nice to meet you cellmate Bubba. Am I a bitch? Well I'm not quite sure what you mea-"