R.I.P. Scout26
Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.
Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.
Strippers? No, Honey, why would you think we had strippers? What?!? My beard? He He, that's uh........that's the new thing now. No really, all the guys are doing it. It's festive! Ha Ha You thought it was from strippers......