Author Topic: This is a joke, right?  (Read 631 times)

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This is a joke, right?
« on: December 19, 2015, 08:15:55 PM »
http://www.dose.com/style/24907/The-Glitter-Beard-Is-A-Hot-New-Trend-Just-In-Time-For-The-Holidays

Although I am tempted to wear one when I pick-up Robert after Christmas.


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Re: This is a joke, right?
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2015, 09:53:16 PM »
And for the special lady in your life you can give her the magical gift of vajazzling with no extra effort on your (or her) part!
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Re: This is a joke, right?
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2015, 11:02:33 PM »
Glitter up the nose.  Glitter in the eyes.  No thanks.  I guess I will never look at cool as those guys.   =D
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Re: This is a joke, right?
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2015, 07:49:18 AM »
WTF?!?
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Re: This is a joke, right?
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2015, 08:10:16 AM »
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Strippers?  No, Honey, why would you think we had strippers?  What?!? My beard? He He, that's uh........that's the new thing now. No really, all the guys are doing it.  It's festive!   Ha  Ha  You thought it was from strippers......