's funny.They spend millions of dollars on airline "security," and they strip-search passengers, and ban everything from handguns to bottles of shampoo, due to the risk of terrorism. It must be a real, serious danger, for them to go to all that trouble, right? Yet, "I don't feel comfortable flying without my .45" would not be taken seriously.
But turkeys and weasels and dogs, who would be of no use in actually mitigating a threat - oh, yeah, no problem.