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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #25 on: March 06, 2016, 10:36:58 AM »

Are there any women inside, or are they the ones you're safe from?

Women are allowed, if they can shoot, drink beer, and eat bacon and steak.  ;)
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #26 on: March 06, 2016, 01:13:23 PM »
Women are allowed, if they can shoot, drink beer, and eat bacon and steak.  ;)

No, no, no. You're confused. We want the women to cook the food and load the guns. We don't want them using up all the steak and ammo. Let 'em eat cauliflower and knit.
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #27 on: March 06, 2016, 01:18:39 PM »
Women are allowed, if they can shoot, drink beer, and eat bacon and steak.  ;)

Your safe space will not likely be safe for fistful
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #28 on: March 06, 2016, 01:20:44 PM »
I had a safe space once. It was called my home. However, I brought a small kitten into my home, and he grew up. Now my safe space is no longer safe, what with the falling objects and ninja paws.
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2016, 05:12:02 PM »
I had a safe space once. It was called my home. However, I brought a small kitten into my home, and he grew up. Now my safe space is no longer safe, what with the falling objects and ninja paws.

Reminds me of this classic!

http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/11/21
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #30 on: March 06, 2016, 07:59:07 PM »
Before I click, a jellyfish, or something else spineless?

I find your lack of trust to be microaggressive. And racist.  Definitely racist.   :mad:
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #31 on: March 06, 2016, 08:19:17 PM »

Are there any women inside, or are they the ones you're safe from?

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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #32 on: March 06, 2016, 08:38:23 PM »
"Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --" -Malcolm Reynolds

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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2016, 08:39:54 PM »
Maybe we should say No Womyn Allowed. 
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2016, 08:43:21 PM »
Maybe we should say No Womyn Allowed. 

Perfect.
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2016, 08:55:56 PM »
Maybe we should say No Womyn Allowed. 

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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2016, 01:15:14 AM »
Anybody ever actually seen a place labeled as a safe space? 


Where can i buy a case of flashbangs?

Totally unrelated question, just thought someone would know.
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2016, 09:39:49 AM »
Anybody ever actually seen a place labeled as a safe space? 


Where can i buy a case of flashbangs?

Totally unrelated question, just thought someone would know.

http://www.redwolfairsoft.com/redwolf/airsoft/Accessories_Grenade_Flashbang_Deep_Fire_STUN_Grenade_Airsoft_Version_font_color_red_Pre_Order_Now_font.htm

Airsoft version, so no worries about LEO restrictions.   =D
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2016, 04:17:14 PM »
http://www.redwolfairsoft.com/redwolf/airsoft/Accessories_Grenade_Flashbang_Deep_Fire_STUN_Grenade_Airsoft_Version_font_color_red_Pre_Order_Now_font.htm

Airsoft version, so no worries about LEO restrictions.   =D

But, do show some class and toss in a few rolls of Charmin shortly thereafter.
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Re: Re: safe space irony
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2016, 09:40:36 PM »
http://www.redwolfairsoft.com/redwolf/airsoft/Accessories_Grenade_Flashbang_Deep_Fire_STUN_Grenade_Airsoft_Version_font_color_red_Pre_Order_Now_font.htm

Airsoft version, so no worries about LEO restrictions.   =D
I have a serious complaint about that company.

I cannot read the words "wolf" and "air" together without putting "air" first.

And so I saw "Airwolf airsoft" and was sorely disappointed.
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Re: Re: safe space irony
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2016, 11:15:12 PM »
I have a serious complaint about that company.

I cannot read the words "wolf" and "air" together without putting "air" first.

And so I saw "Airwolf airsoft" and was sorely disappointed.

Point taken, we should definitely strafe them with airsoft firing drones after the grenade scatters them.
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Re: Re: safe space irony
« Reply #41 on: March 08, 2016, 06:57:50 AM »
Maybe we should say No Womyn Allowed. 
You sexist bastards!

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Re: Re: safe space irony
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2016, 06:58:22 AM »
Anybody ever actually seen a place labeled as a safe space? 


Where can i buy a case of flashbangs?

Totally unrelated question, just thought someone would know.
Yeah. Civil defense fallout shelters.

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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2016, 07:08:40 AM »


I need me one of those.  Maybe I'll build it around my workbench in the basement.  Seems the closest I'm going to get to a "man cave". :D

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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2016, 07:30:09 AM »
Abby and Emmy would kick your ass, throw you out, and put up a "Dad Free Zone" sign.
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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2016, 11:48:45 AM »
Airsoft version, so no worries about LEO restrictions.

Nah, we just need to convince you that court security can be greatly enhanced with less lethal area denial weaponry...and that you need to resell the extras.

http://www.leedway.com/category-s/1881.htm

(Actually, that wouldn't be a half bad idea for a courtroom if an incident gets to the point where pepper spraying everybody is a better option than letting the incident continue.)

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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2016, 01:06:04 PM »

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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #47 on: March 11, 2016, 02:35:57 PM »
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #48 on: March 11, 2016, 08:51:54 PM »
No, I'm not mtnbkr.  ;)

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Re: safe space irony
« Reply #49 on: March 12, 2016, 02:53:36 AM »
Holy crap, and I was just kidding.
WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.