Author Topic: The __-second rule for dropped food. (Read 4172 times)

K Frame · « **Reply #25 on:** March 31, 2016, 03:13:01 PM »

"They're only going at about half power, if that."

They go to full power and it's likely they'll start popping the circuit breakers on the little Honda generators that seem to be standard kit with the dog show crowd.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #26 on:** March 31, 2016, 03:17:53 PM »

Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 31, 2016, 03:13:01 PM

"They're only going at about half power, if that."

They go to full power and it's likely they'll start popping the circuit breakers on the little Honda generators that seem to be standard kit with the dog show crowd.

And this is why I pity the poodle people's assistants. I sit back with the Anatolians and be like "MAWHA!"

K Frame · « **Reply #27 on:** March 31, 2016, 04:02:24 PM »

The fur is a huge annoyance to deal with, but nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a Leonberger's personality.

Not even Fistful's.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #28 on:** March 31, 2016, 04:34:05 PM »

Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 31, 2016, 04:02:24 PM

The fur is a huge annoyance to deal with, but nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a Leonberger's personality.

Not even Fistful's.

That's not setting a really high bar for the Leo's personality, Mike.

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #29 on:** March 31, 2016, 04:48:10 PM »

Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 31, 2016, 04:02:24 PM

The fur is a huge annoyance to deal with, but nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a Leonberger's personality.

Not even Fistful's.

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on March 31, 2016, 04:34:05 PM

That's not setting a really high bar for the Leo's personality, Mike.

Damn you beat me to it.

K Frame · « **Reply #30 on:** March 31, 2016, 09:00:10 PM »

Sarcasm - 1

APS Sheldons - 0

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #31 on:** March 31, 2016, 10:46:39 PM »

Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 31, 2016, 09:00:10 PM

Sarcasm - 1

APS Sheldons - 0

You gave an opportunity to insult fistful. Even for the sake of sarcasm, such can not be resisted.

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #32 on:** March 31, 2016, 11:02:50 PM »

Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 31, 2016, 04:02:24 PM

The fur is a huge annoyance to deal with, but nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a Leonberger's personality.

Not even Fistful's.

When the hell did Fistful get a personality?

brimic · « **Reply #33 on:** March 31, 2016, 11:42:31 PM »

Quote from: roo_ster on March 29, 2016, 09:45:24 PM

I plan on using the term "goozle pipe" at work once tomorrow. I know a buddy at work who will appreciate it.

I'm going to have to use that one too. I did get to use 'killdozer' conversationally the other day though.

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #34 on:** April 01, 2016, 01:54:56 AM »

Quote from: RoadKingLarry on March 31, 2016, 11:02:50 PM

When the hell did Fistful get a personality?

[Sledge Hammer] I had it removed. [/SH]

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #35 on:** April 01, 2016, 07:53:48 AM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on March 31, 2016, 10:46:39 PM

You gave an opportunity to insult fistful. Even for the sake of sarcasm, such can not be resisted.

Plus at the expense of a dog.

K Frame · « **Reply #36 on:** April 01, 2016, 07:55:20 AM »

Quote from: wmenorr67 on April 01, 2016, 07:53:48 AM

Plus at the expense of a dog.

Nothing is EVER at the expense of Mason. He was the perfect comedic foil and a very willing accomplice.

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #37 on:** April 01, 2016, 07:29:20 PM »

Quote from: wmenorr67 on April 01, 2016, 07:53:48 AM

Plus at the expense of a dog.

Actually, I did not intend it to be at the expense of the dog.

You can always safely assume that any insult I make is directed at the humans. So, in this instance, the secondary insult would be directed at Mike for insulting the dog by making comparisons to fistfuls supposed personality.

K Frame · « **Reply #38 on:** April 01, 2016, 10:21:52 PM »

Spoken like a true poodle...

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BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #39 on:** April 01, 2016, 10:33:42 PM »

Quote from: Mike Irwin on April 01, 2016, 10:21:52 PM

Spoken like a true poodle...

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Bring it on, weasel.

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 04, 2016, 08:18:22 AM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 01, 2016, 10:33:42 PM

Bring it on, weasel.

That looks like my poodle when I get him all riled up.

lupinus · « **Reply #41 on:** April 04, 2016, 08:26:09 AM »

Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 31, 2016, 04:02:24 PM

The fur is a huge annoyance to deal with, but nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a Leonberger's personality.

Not even Fistful's.

You start scratching him behind the ears I'm leaving.

Sent from my iPhone. Freaking autocorrect.

RoadKingLarry · « **Reply #42 on:** April 04, 2016, 08:41:57 AM »

Quote from: bluestarlizzard on April 01, 2016, 07:29:20 PM

Actually, I did not intend it to be at the expense of the dog.

You can always safely assume that any insult I make is directed at the humans. So, in this instance, the secondary insult would be directed at Mike for insulting the dog by making comparisons to fistfuls supposed personality.

I think the word might be "alleged". Or, possibly "mythical".

K Frame · « **Reply #43 on:** April 04, 2016, 09:46:18 AM »

Quote from: RoadKingLarry on April 04, 2016, 08:41:57 AM

I think the word might be "alleged". Or, possibly "mythical".

Pathetic?

Perd Hapley · « **Reply #44 on:** April 04, 2016, 10:17:30 AM »

I am somewhat busy right now, alphabetizing my booger collection. But once that is completed, I shall defend myself with some very witty repartee. Very witty, indeed.

JN01 · « **Reply #45 on:** April 04, 2016, 04:41:50 PM »

So if I'm sitting on the toilet eating a sammitch and drop it on the floor, I shouldn't eat it even if I pick it up right away?

wmenorr67 · « **Reply #46 on:** April 04, 2016, 04:44:51 PM »

Quote from: JN01 on April 04, 2016, 04:41:50 PM

So if I'm sitting on the toilet eating a sammitch and drop it on the floor, I shouldn't eat it even if I pick it up right away?

Do you have someone to make you another?

BlueStarLizzard · « **Reply #47 on:** April 04, 2016, 05:51:59 PM »

Quote from: wmenorr67 on April 04, 2016, 04:44:51 PM

Do you have someone to make you another?

If he's eating a sammich while sitting on the can... I doubt it.

HeroHog · « **Reply #48 on:** April 04, 2016, 08:09:47 PM »

Quote from: JN01 on April 04, 2016, 04:41:50 PM

So if I'm sitting on the toilet eating a sammitch and drop it on the floor, I shouldn't eat it even if I pick it up right away?

If it's in a dive bar, sure, it won't be any dirtier than the utensils used to make the sammich anyway...

roo_ster · « **Reply #49 on:** April 04, 2016, 08:54:33 PM »

Quote from: HeroHog on April 04, 2016, 08:09:47 PM

If it's in a dive bar, sure, it won't be any dirtier than the utensils used to make the sammich anyway...

That is not dirt on the utensils, it is flavor.

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Author Topic: The __-second rule for dropped food. (Read 4172 times)