Got this in my email today. It is too true. It will make you want to throw up.
Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking lot
with rifle in gun rack. 1963 - Vice-principal
comes over, takes a look at Jack's rifle, goes to
his car, and gets his own rifle to show Jack. 2006 -
School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off
to jail, and never sees his truck or gun again.
Counselors called in for traumatized students
and teachers.
++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after
school. 1963 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny
and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.
Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested, nobody expelled.
2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives and
arrests Johnny and Mark, who are charged with
assault, both expelled and required to get anger
management counseling, even though Johnny
started it.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts
other students. 1963 - Jeffrey sent to office
and given a good paddling by Principal. Sits
still in class. 2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses
of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. School gets extra
money from the state because Jeffrey has a disability.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's car, and his dad
gives him a whipping. 1963 - Billy is more careful next time,
grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy
removed to foster care and joins a gang.
Billy's sister is told by a state psychologist
that she remembers being abused herself, and their Dad
goes to prison. Billy's mom has affair with the psychologist.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some
aspirin to school. 1963 - Mark shares aspirin
with principal out in the parking lot.
2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for
drug violations. Car searched for drugs and
weapons.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Mary turns up pregnant. 1963 - Five
high school boys leave town. Mary does her senior year at a
special school for expectant mothers.
2006 - Middle School Counselor calls Planned
Parenthood, which notifies the ACLU. Mary is
driven to the next state over and gets an abortion
without her parent's consent or knowledge. Mary
given condoms and told to be more careful next
time.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Pedro fails high school English. 1963- Pedro goes to summer school,
passes English, goes to college. 2006 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state activists.
Newspaper articles appear nationally, explaining that teaching English
as a Second Language is a requirement for graduation, and therefore
the school is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system
and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given
diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he can't speak English.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of
July, puts them in a model airplane paint bottle,blows up a red ant bed.
1963 - Ants die.
2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny
charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents,
siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror
watch list, and is never allowed to fly again.
+++++++++++++++++++++
Scenario: During recess, Johnny falls while running and scrapes his knee.
He is found crying by his teacher, Mary, who hugs Johnny to comfort him.
1963 - In a short time Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces three years in State Prison.
