R.I.P. Scout26
Researchers in Italy have found evidence to suggest that an obscure virus spread through saliva - i.e. kissing - might actually be linked to unexplained infertility in women.As well as giving you second thoughts the next time you lock lips with someone, the discovery could also offer hope and a new treatment option to some of the 10 percent of women who have problems conceiving children.
"Keep Your Hands To Yourself"I got a little change in my pocket going ching-a-ling-a-lingWanna call you on the telephone, baby, give you a ringBut each time we talk, I get the same old thingAlways, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding ring"My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelfShe said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"Ooh, baby, baby, baby, why you gonna treat me this way?You know I'm still your loverboy, I still feel the same wayThat's when she told me a story 'bout free milk and a cowAnd said, "No huggee, no kissee until I get a wedding vow"My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelfShe said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"You see, I wanted her real bad and I was about to give inThat's when she started talking about true love, started talking about sinI said, "Honey, I'll live with you for the rest of my life"She said, "No huggee, no kissee until you make me a wife"My honey, my baby, don't put my love upon no shelfShe said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself"
The more important point was that Vera was still a fair trade.
A trade? Hell, it's theft. This the best gun made by man. It has *extreme* sentimental value. It's miles more worthy 'n what you got!
Good thing I waited until marriage for my first kiss.