"Good day Monsieur Imam. Oh, so you wish to build a mosque? Please allow me to direct your attention to a very affordable property 5 kilometers away from town, on a small island in the middle of a swamp".
Only if it will fall over, burn down, and sink into said swamp....
Yes, everything posted above is in exceptionally poor taste, given that a priest was murdered, and Charles "Chuck the Hammer' Martel is spinning in his grave....