What about the "Twelve Days of Mopery"?
12 pack of stolen Bud
.11 BAC
10 thou restitution
9 years suspended
8 False Informings
7 Conversions
6 Speeding Tickets
5 Days of Road Crew
4 Bad Checks
3 Batteries
2 PIs
and a count of Resisting Law Enforcement.
